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🚨 CAROLINE SUNSHINE: Forget about PROSECUTING Fauci, the guy should be in a MENTAL INSTITUTION! He's a textbook sociopath!
CNN: What?!
SUNSHINE: DSM-5 level sociopath running our pandemic response. Low empathy. Ability to inflict pain on innocents. Narcissism.
*CNN explodes*
SUNSHINE: Let me read the diary entries for you, verbatim!
*Meltdown continues*
PHILLIP: What are you talking about? He should be in a mental institution for having an ego?
SUNSHINE: He writes in his diary in the pandemic when Americans aren't allowed to see grandma dying of COVID, what is he writing about?! 'The media is so hot for me, I've had so many interviews, so many articles written about me.'
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@adamcarolla In 1845 Poe wrote "The System of Dr. Tarr and Prof. Fether" about a guest at a dinner populated by people "normal" by today's standard. In that story the inmates had taken over the asylum. But that was supposed to be a horror story, not a prediction.
@catturd2 They want to get out of their while Mitch McConnell is still "alive and well" and still a "sitting" Senator. If he passed before their recess it would upset the balance both in caucus and in the Senate. No chance for a tie in either.