Chris Hansen

Twitter suspends accounts that violate the Twitter Rules. #notfreespeach

[Chris Hansen @cxhansen]

iPhone 15 can use an external drive—Cool. @Apple, can you also fix MacOS Photos so it doesn't take an hourlong repair/update/restore cycle every time I eject and reconnect a drive? Not the "quickly find a photo" experience ppl expect.

[Chris Hansen @cxhansen]

Remember how in 2013, before Google, New Relic and others fixed it, https://t.co/bPShM731wC had 60+ second page loads, sent users in circles, and frequently errored out? That's the state of @FAFSA https://t.co/S7zYKmtU0z in *2022*.

[Chris Hansen @cxhansen]

903 emergency calls that went to mental health workers instead of understaffed police. 0 arrests. 0 violence. Connection to services. This system WORKS. Thanks, @PDXStResponse, @JoAnnPDX! https://t.co/jw8YzRjPIR

[Chris Hansen @cxhansen]

I heard from my Ukrainian colleague today. She has fled Kyiv. She's not sure where she'll sleep tonight.

We need to stand together to condemn Putin's elective war. The Ukrainian people deserve better than to be pawns on Putin's blood-soaked chessboard.

[Chris Hansen @cxhansen]

It's been gloomy and rainy for too damn long when your solar panels throw up their hands and give up.

[Chris Hansen @cxhansen]

Taking your son to his first concert isn’t what it used to be, but @spoontheband delivers!

[Chris Hansen @cxhansen]

I'm giving a shout-out to Crowley Marine—even though they don't exist on Twitter. They had the part we needed for a 40 year old outboard motor and delivered it within a couple days to our remote cottage. #LakeLife

[Chris Hansen @cxhansen]

When you're launching your first #SaaS product, it's critical to choose the right #pricing model. #consumption #subscription https://t.co/SJskd2WzNp

[Chris Hansen @cxhansen]

Hey, @Apple. I've got a simple suggestion: If I capitalize a name, I know better than you how to spell the name. Correcting it to a rando name is _not_ helpful.

[Chris Hansen @cxhansen]

I'm excited to be working with @thatDotInc! Their approach to categorical anomaly detection is unique and finds the truly novel anomalies. https://t.co/xGCCQChTQC

[Amanda Gorman @TheAmandaGorman]

A reminder that victory would be George Floyd being alive. Every day Black Americans worry if they will be next is another day without justice.

[Chris Hansen @cxhansen]

Apparently gmail's spam filter is unbiased. Just found Google doc notifications marked as spam. #SelfSpam

[Nick Daschel @nickdaschel]

The NCAA had a nice parting gift for Oregon State. As soon as they got back to the hotel, they were told to pack up and get on a 1:15 am flight back to Eugene. Everyone had to hurriedly pack and head to the airport. Team arrives in Corvallis at 4 am Tuesday.

Not very classy.

[Chris Hansen @cxhansen]

Who is the main audience for "How much do I earn on YouTube" videos? My bet, it's parents whose kids say, "I'm going to be a YouTuber for a living!" ✋

[Chris Hansen @cxhansen]

@rakyll Native OpenTelemetry tracing, metrics, and logs for all managed services and the ability to send OTel data to an observability platform's OTLP endpoint.

[Chris Hansen @cxhansen]

I signed up to get notified about #Starlink a while ago and got my invitation today. Compared with @CenturyLink fiber, you get 10% bandwidth, 400% latency at 150% cost. They target remote locations, but you can't even enter a remote town/address.

[Chris Hansen @cxhansen]

Join me and other Relics for today's Nerdlog at 12pm PT. I'll be talking about what's up with #OpenTelemetry

https://t.co/2ZdrZ7aNnx

[New Relic @newrelic]

This week on the #Nerdlog, hosts @muydanny and @thejonanshow from @TheRelicans join our PMs and engineers to talk:

📌 Intro to OpenTelemetry
📌 Browser Core Web Vitals
📌 Data dropping rules
📌 Agentless Syslog Onboarding + Log management updates

Tune in on Feb 18 at 12 p.m. PT

[New Relic @newrelic]

This week on the #Nerdlog, hosts @muydanny and @thejonanshow from @TheRelicans join our PMs and engineers to talk:

📌 Intro to OpenTelemetry
📌 Browser Core Web Vitals
📌 Data dropping rules
📌 Agentless Syslog Onboarding + Log management updates

Tune in on Feb 18 at 12 p.m. PT

[Chris Hansen @cxhansen]

AWS released their AWS Distro for OpenTelemetry 0.7.0 today with @NewRelic integration! This makes it easy for customers in @awscloud to instrument with #OpenTelemetry and observe their systems in New Relic. https://t.co/Sav84tIc3q