teddy hoesevelt

Doctors hate him!

[Club Giamatti 💫 @creamcheeselady]

fly high angel

[Classic Dystop @DystopiaPro69]

Getting my legs blown off by my neighbors Chinese Mobile Lithium Bomb Cannon

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

I’m glad Watto isn’t here to see any of this

[UC Davis Athletics @ucdavisaggies]

𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐠𝐬. 🗻

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#GoAgs | #JoiningTheAscent

[Ewan @alwaystalkmusic]

as a matter of fact, no I haven’t

[★NDH★ (Pet Coms Open!!) @NateDHernandez]

There was a frozen piece of salmon at the bottom of my fridge I tried to cook after seasoning but I'm realizing this is a mango

[s 🍉🍒🎄 @saucherie]

one good shawarma and i turn into anthony bourdain

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

Cats and their tiny crocheted couches

[teddy hoesevelt @cxnbxrd]

@servomechanica I actually still work there strangely enough

[JP @jpbrammer]

the first person to deploy the phrase "there's more than one way to skin a cat" in casual conversation was taking a big swing

[Alex @midsmoker34]

dudes will watch the NBA and root for the Suns but wont step up N Be A father to their Sons. Phoenix

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

do you think when Lightning McQueen threw the Piston cup to drive The King over the finish line a Honda Civic somewhere was destroying his living room after losing $10,000 on his parlay

[chstN @PJHAGVEY]

god's own country

[teddy hoesevelt @cxnbxrd]

@TF_Agency Planning on relying on my parents at 35 but not at 18 to skew the data