CyanOrca

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

I think it’s crazy we have anger management but we don’t have stupidity management.

I can’t be mad but you get to be dumb? That’s very unfair.

Especially when 99% of the time I get mad it’s because somebody is doing something stupid.

[CyanOrca @cyan_orca]

@WillyCuz @TifaAuntie Oof. Strong argument you got there. Dunno how I'll recover.

It's okay, you are a Proud Boy or whatever the fuck you're calling yourselves now. Be proud of your moving truck all-male orgies!

[CyanOrca @cyan_orca]

@WillyCuz @TifaAuntie These choads have done nothing memorable beyond playing their rusty trombones in the back of the U-Haul.

[CyanOrca @cyan_orca]

@NanoChashu @ThePapaGut I like how you used all those words to not only prove his point but illustrate the fact that you're an idiot. Great job, li'l guy!

[CyanOrca @cyan_orca]

@Riley_Gaines_ You definitely lost it, alright. 5th place isn't even on the podium.

[CyanOrca @cyan_orca]

@greendragonhq @RedEaglePatriot They're not even fixing it, they just stopped contributing directly to the problem, at least for the time being.

MAGA over here like "Trump saved that guys life!" while in reality he just stopped stabbing.

[CyanOrca @cyan_orca]

@happyhomemakerr @MrSir1246 @DerrickEvans4WV Biiiiiiitch, the average home cost in 1990 was 96k. Today, it's 514k. That's a 435% increase.
Inflation since 1990 is about 155%. So that home SHOULD cost 245k today.
ON TOP OF THAT, wages have only grown ~35% since 1990.
Median wages, 30k then, 64k now.
You: 3x annual, us: 8x

[CyanOrca @cyan_orca]

@iHeartPowder @DerrickEvans4WV It's you. You're the boomer getting mad. You're the problem. Hi!

[CyanOrca @cyan_orca]

@newchecker31211 @Brumblefoot391 @DerrickEvans4WV 1000% this. It's "I need to personally see my drones being miserable every day so I know they're working"

or

"we must justify this building with the owners name on it by stuffing it full of people; if not for this monument to ego, no one will know who they are!"

Telework NOW

[CyanOrca @cyan_orca]

@travis_ore @DerrickEvans4WV Does no one else do any actual budgeting? Those costs are just for *existing* enough to go to work and come home. There's no life in there, just existence. 96k is 18.7% of a home now. Taxes go up. Cost of living goes up. Wages stay flat. 10 years from now, you're broke.

[CyanOrca @cyan_orca]

@becky_in_tx @DerrickEvans4WV You know they're talking about you, right? Like, you're doing the meme. It's you. You're the problem.

[CyanOrca @cyan_orca]

@BPursrr @DerrickEvans4WV @RagingMadLad I'd bet he knows how to spell doofus, though. You're welcome, for the free education.

BTW I love you corporate whores, "just work more!" no wonder this country is fucked, we're already working too much for too little so the very few can enjoy the dream we were promised. EADYB.

[CyanOrca @cyan_orca]

@scrothers89 @hankgreen Holy fucking shit, that's actually brilliant. Let's replace Congress with AI. It's cheaper, it doesn't care about weekends or holidays or impossibly long recesses, it can be used to poll constituents by email and represent by vote instead of its own opinion. Less pork!

[CyanOrca @cyan_orca]

@amgarratt @CoreyJMahler This is the thing everyone is missing. Technically correct and legal, but absolutely designed to fool the average consumer (which it did in the OP), and the brand damage that could be done if it's not a good product is unlimited. This design is intentionally malicious.

[CyanOrca @cyan_orca]

@thehatecrew615 @EtkinDaniel @theliamnissan @RobSchneider Sorry, what I meant to say was, "That's not Liam Neeson, you fucking idiot degenerate imbecile. How stupid do you have to be to not be able to notice that, and then resort to an attack on a film (???) instead of a cogent, coherent response?"

For clarity.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

Stop pointing out that Ken Paxton helped a pedophile avoid life in prison and walk after 60 days.

That’ll only make MAGA like him more.

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

Ken Paxton is the most corrupt politician in America. 

He embodies the broken system we’re running against.

It’s time to come together: The People vs. Ken Paxton

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

James Talarico on abortion: “I trust Texas women to make decisions about their own bodies, to shape their own destinies. I don’t believe that’s a place for government. That’s a belief I hold not despite my faith, but because of my faith. Jesus never talks about abortion. The Bible is silent on abortion”

[Subi-doo 🐸 @suzamaroo]

I’m actually speechless…