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cant be saved.

[be glad that @begIadthat]

you're not a fuck boy who captions his selfies "hey baby girl"

[be glad that @begIadthat]

your dad came back from the store

[be glad that @begIadthat]

you haven't been catfished

[be glad that @begIadthat]

Nickelback stopped recording albums

[be glad that @begIadthat]

You haven't contracted aids (yet)

[be glad that @begIadthat]

Guacamole doesn't cause cancer

[be glad that @begIadthat]

this isnt you

[be glad that @begIadthat]

you're not a homeless person

[be glad that @begIadthat]

you're not an autistic sloth

[be glad that @begIadthat]

you're not Jabba the Hutt

[be glad that @begIadthat]

you dont look like a burnt zucchini

[be glad that @begIadthat]

Kermit saved your life

[~ @cyberneticwind]

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing didn't happen

[~ @cyberneticwind]

I'm ugly but I can make you laugh

[~ @cyberneticwind]

i mean u kinda suck sometimes but i'd do anything for u

[~ @cyberneticwind]

im just an asshole with feelings

[~ @cyberneticwind]

you're hard to understand and i like that

[~ @cyberneticwind]

Some nights I wish I could go back in life. Not to change anything. Just to feel a couple things twice

[~ @cyberneticwind]

i wish happiness was as easily achieved as sadness.