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خوش آمدید دوستانم

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We have Fauntleroy [l’enfant le roy] at home!

Phantly Roy Bean Jr. (c. 1825 – March 16, 1903) was an American saloon-keeper and Justice of the Peace in Val Verde County, Texas, who called himself "The Only Law West of the Pecos."

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Huis Clos Uniqlo

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Tfw glebeless benefice

[Chad Moran @ChadMoran]

Amex Gold card holders. This is your monthly reminder to add $7 to your Dunkin card.

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@wrong_week_to @Harriwxu3 That’s great if you have your times tables memorized up to 12. But he nearly just as easily could have asked about 161/7, where this method works - (140+21)/7 = 20+3 = 23 - and you’re left hanging.

[Jeremy Lybarger @jeremylybarger]

I'm fascinated by Grant Wood's sister Nan, the model for the woman in "American Gothic." She later filled her Riverside, CA home with reproductions of the painting, and dressed up to match it. She spent her golden years suing anyone who published a sexual parody.

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You’re always right there

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A coup d’état is often over before it begins (fait accompli).

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I love pirating books . How am I supposed to buy all of These. I don't even know if i like rthem yet.

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Why did they insert the copulas that clearly weren’t there

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Knicks fans are insane 😭😭😭

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4!!!”

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@Dayfidd @_danielle_carr @kunktation litwrally this

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@cwik_greg Two Girls, Fat and Thin - Mary Gaitskill
Good Morning, Midnight - Jean Rhys
Notice - Heather Lewis
Out of Earth - Sheyla Smanioto
Lili is Crying - Hélène Bessette
Ann Quin, Daša Drndić, Anna Kavan, Marie Redonnet, Ariana Harwicz, Kathy Acker, Inès Cagnati, Maria Stepanova

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Bernadette Corporation

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Rose Portion

[︎ 𖣐︎ @rumiiihere]

what's the prettiest name you've ever heard?

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Contingency Handler

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The sort of reaction one might expect Mary Oliver’s regular twin to have

[mary oliver’s evil twin @mitenkabutgirl]

every time i read this poem, it knocks the wind out of me. “the only thing?” fuck.

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Gerald MURNANE💜

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

An Australian man typed every number from one to a million in words on his typewriter.

It took him 16 years to complete.

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Marked FREE from ever having watched a video essay

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Saxony (axon [in] knee [acting up])

[Pearl🫧 @Pearlwontmiss]

For geniuses only, lets have it

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The results are exactly what I’d expect if I asked AI to make a “humor” video imagining scenes from the presidency of a woman named President Woman? Maybe

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

We Asked AI To Simulate The First Woman President And The Results Are Exactly What You Expect

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@iamnotdwayne @flaminhottweets @rodger @minakimes no, they had the words’ definitions on a screen in front of them

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@vandedjan 🤦‍♂️
That velocipede has TWO wheels. It is a bicycle. More specifically, it’s a penny-farthing.