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outfit repeater

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@13wroxs nooo the gyno 😭

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tmi but left to meet isa at the bar with a tampon in. got home and it’s gone. idk where it went but i definitely didnt take it out

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@p3ttyroach i wouldve told you sooner but i got scared it would somehow turn up at fwb-in-law’s house

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@13wroxs did you find it???

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@13wroxs right here kitten

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@p3ttyroach happy whitetino 2026

[shﾑn @preset_2m3]

They hate on me because i smoke like a chinese poker player but have the work ethic of a Protesant korean and move like a Viet cong brigade

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@peterhliquorice yessss

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isabella i’ll see you tomorrow

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@cranraspberry01 super philanthropic….brokie

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friends came into town for alumni reunion meanwhile i never left

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my little pet orders pinot grigio at the dive bar and yours doesn’t

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@p3ttyroach oh wow i wonder whoomf it could be 🤦🏻‍♀️💀

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spring is near and i apologize for accidentally cursing my friends to not have dates on valentines day

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@3ggham i purge them every time i get above one hundred followers but until then i allow them to stay out of compassion

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@cybirs and your dear mama too!

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second year in a row roommates and i dont have dates to our own valentines day party

[victor @40sqft]

getting snitched on in mcdonald’s crazy if he was in the vietnamese spot eating a banh mi he’d still be free