cassiopeia

‼️18+‼️ call me cyber/cassi | she/they | 23 | art and other nonsense

[Dana Parish @danaparish]

FYI: This is horrific. I looked into it and it’s true. Air fresheners (and candles) are often filled with chemicals and VOCs that can be extremely toxic to pets and humans. Please, please reconsider.

[twolly @twolly11]

Retail does things to you even if it’s technically easy

[the pink opaque 💕💗 @sorbetta]

My cousin put some in her mouth when she was little and it burned her tongue and it was smooth with no bumps 😭

[✴🏴‍☠️𝓢𝓸𝓵𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓮(⁠눈‸⁠눈⁠)Ⓐ🏴 @SolOnZanzibar]

I couldn't even begin to imagine the emotional and mental agony of being in prison for 3 years for something you didn't do

[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @CBD42O]

did they invent "cold foam" because people were embarrassed to order coffee with whipped cream

[niuniew 🦌 @niuniew_]

the description for the picky eater negative perk is so depressing fml are you serious

[Toya VA @LakeToyaVA]

"Yeah this guy was mean to the Chainsmoker Cat mangaka so they fired him and then God killed him."

Jesus christ

[Tilly, Battle Maiden 🇵🇸💖 @DESTINOOOOOOOO1]

I see people saying "Why would they make smoking look so good in an anti-smoking show?".

And the thing is, it's not necessarily an anti-smoking show, it's a show about addiction. The smoking looks desirable because it is the only thing in her life that brings her joy.

[🐦‍🔥veekyrie☮️ @NumeroUdo]

If a queer person brought their kid to like drag brunch or something and did this it would be national news for a least a week

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

Nigga sent this at 1 AM he was fed up

[stephan @glands]

I found this little rat in the yard too weak to lift her head. The vet suggested not naming her in case she didn’t make it.

[Robyn  @TheFinalGirly]

It’s always “the kids don’t know how to torrent” and never “let’s teach the kids how to torrent”

[Blazecap🍉(Spider-man Brand new day Era) @Blazecap1203]

It’s kinda funny we got two horrors flicks of male protagonist who rather live in personal hells and diluted themselves into thinking they have no flaws. Only to learn their lesson and die because it was too late for them while the women are left traumatized by their actions.

[julia | @juliamaeva on 🦋 @JuliaMae_VA]

i always faked the reflex test and kicked my leg out on purpose. one time I didn't do it and the doctor looked at me funny so when they did it again I kicked my leg out on purpose

[Murder Mitten Mami @CallmeMsParker]

Why am I like this? Lmaooooo

[zawg @lostzawg]

if hypothetically you saw in the world records book that the guy with the "worlds smallest dick" actually had a longer dick than you, would you keep it a secret or would you air it out to one-up him

[Justine Barron @jewstein3000]

Just tried my seventh therapist. During the 15 minute consult, I told her I was looking for someone who didn't make the session about themselves. She promised she would never do that.

First session, she's offended when I ask her not to talk about herself. I had to report this.

[radicand @ghostaudience]

my parents never went to college. my dad never got a job (ever). my mom got us in $40,000 in credit card debt and we lost our house and lived in a trailer on a family members yard. my dad killed himself. when i asked my mom if her and my dad ever talked about my future,

[vivica ᖭི༏ᖫྀ ⋆˙⟡♡ @virtualg4l]

when the neighbour's argument sounds too good