Mr. Cyrus

[staysaasy @staysaasy]

Every startup eventually rediscovers why big companies do the annoying thing they swore they'd never do.

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

it's easy to take from the world. but do you have the courage to give something back?

[Ryan Wilbourn @WolfRyan]

BREAKING 🚨

MULTIPLE SOURCES SAY MULTIPLE DIFFERENT THINGS.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

i like that mailman trucks don’t have no door. fuck yeah. take his shoes too

[JPCampbellBiz @JP_Biz]

Ok brother, do you think you could make Outlook search work when you have a minute?

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

We’ve completely lost the ability to say “yeah enoughs enough.” If someone has enough money they can say I invented the rape machine that rapes you. And everyone has to go “ah well. Rape machines coming in a couple years better get used to it”

[Mr. Cyrus @cycainrus]

Cash was printed like never before starting in 2020 and that cash had to go somewhere.

2008 was driven by a ton of loans that people couldn't afford whereas the current situation is the US gov printed trillions of dollars and handed it out to everyone. Messier toothpaste to put back in the tube.

Dont hold your breath for "another 2008"

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

The U.S. housing market is going to face a price correction “worse than 2008,” according to housing analyst Melody Wright, who expects home prices to drop in half as soon as next year, per Newsweek.

[Michael Seibel @mwseibel]

The moment we started referring to companies who’ve raised at a billion dollar valuation as “billion dollar companies” we helped to shift the focus of startup founders from their customers to their investors. I prefer to call companies with a billion dollars in revenue “billion dollar companies”. In the first case - all it takes is an investor making a bet with someone else’s money. In the second, a billion dollars+ of value had to be delivered to customers. These are worlds apart.

[Mr. Cyrus @cycainrus]

Eating shrimp cocktail out of a chilled martini glass while watching Alabama losing to FSU

[Damian Déconneur @DisputedCDV]

“Hey guys, do you mind if we name this sick fucking attack helicopter after you?

Heya hoyeah that would be sweet thanks.”

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

Go Home.

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Imagine a country so great that even people who hate it, refuse to leave.

[Will Manidis @WillManidis]

i've never met someone who obsessively takes notes achieve anything great

[Mr. Cyrus @cycainrus]

Everyday driving through insane shit on Harris Blvd

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

They were generally accepted

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: President Trump has said he is halting the hiring of new IRS agents.

[bing 🪵 @BingBongLLC]

I heard trumps gonna declassify all the files on how gay you are