arielle

Always keep a beautiful imagination and exquisite humor - Long Island 🌻☀️🐠

[arielle @cyklopsis]

Binge watching 3 season of Claim to Fame this week was a very good idea. A truly underrated show🤣 @kevinjonas

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

i don’t even know what iphone i’m using right now they need to RELAX

[arielle @cyklopsis]

I literally tell my swim lessons to pretend they’re balancing milk on their head to keep them from being a floppy fish !!!!

[Sheel Mohnot @pitdesi]

This video of Kathleen Ledecky balancing chocolate milk on her head while swimming is more impressive to me than her seven Olympic gold medals

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

I think it's funny when people talk about the placement of a hair part being in or out of style, like thanks for the info but my hair does not involve me in any of its decision making processes.

[Emerson Lotzia, Jr. @EmersonLotzia]

say what you want about louisville police, their inmate re-entry program is a huge success. just look at what this young man accomplished today after serving his time

[Wildes @kevinwildes]

The sunglass store:
"If you ever want to go to the beach, the lens needs to be polarized and those start $125."

The eclipse:
"You can use these to stare directly into the sun for $3."

[Walter Hickey @WaltHickey]

can you imagine how humiliating this would be for us if the californians were awake

[arielle @cyklopsis]

@cunning_john fake news

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Detective: Thefts of geese from the local park have continued. Who wants to look at the report?
Me: I'll take a gander
Detective: *eyes me suspiciously*

[brennan @BrennanCaldwell]

is it going to be 48° and raining for the rest of my life

[Lisa @lisareality1]

A warning to all - be careful about drink driving as the police are out checking on people. Last night I was out for a few drinks and one thing led to another and I had a few too many, not a good idea & knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave the car at the pub and took a bus home, I passed the police check point, where they were pulling over drivers and performing breath tests, because I was on a bus they just waved it past. I arrived home safely and no accidents, which was a real surprise because I have never driven a bus before…

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Why is such a large part of early childhood education learning what sounds animals make. That's never going to come up. It's not even important if they ever meet those animals. I've never said "moo" to a cow and have it go "thank you for learning about my culture"

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

[floorboard @StruggleDisplay]

If you’re in line for the throne…STAY IN LINE!

[Eliza Skinner @elizaskinner]

Look, I’m no detective - but if I was trying to find a missing middle-aged rich lady who was tired of her shitty husband, I’d at least *ask* Pete Davidson.

[arielle @cyklopsis]

@samgam_ In the running for tweet of the year