Cynan Clucas 🦈👶🏻

Branding, Advertising & Digital Consulting. Formerly of McCann, Globant and BiP. Tweets may contain traces of nuts. Life moves pretty fast.

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@EllBretland It’s incredible that his pedigree was as a player running onto through balls, and we’ve ignored that and asked him to play the lone striker hold-the-ball-up role. Utterly inept.

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Dyche is Everton’s problem. #dycheout

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Dyche has had his chance and is taking the club backwards. Time for him to go. #dycheout

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@NoContextBrits Green Wing

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@tomfgoodwin One of the few good things to be implemented during the pandemic was boarding / disembarking the plane by row numbers. Orderly, efficient and well observed even by first / business passengers who inevitably boarded last. Sad to see it abandoned in favour of a return to chaos.

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@renepower @PaulBrandITV You spelled coked-up wrong.

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@CountBinface It's what you get when you pay McKinsey $4m to ask their graduate intake to make a powerpoint on waste management.

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@mikegalsworthy @AngelaRayner @Reverend_Makers You HAVE to at least try for @AngelaRayner to do a set at DayFever.

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Acronyms in football
are a disease.

VAR. PSR. PGMOL. EPL.

Fuck them all for destroying our game.

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This kid Jake absolutely shreds.

[🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_]

A rock band is performing and the singer sees a kid with a banner asking to play guitar with them. The singer asks him:

- Do you really know how to play guitar?
- Yeah!
- What's your favorite band?
- Guns N' Roses

What happens next is incredible.

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@RishiSunak Leave early this time, or stick around for the after party?

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@domjoly @GullisJonathan Sausages. Pies. Gravy. And practising colouring inside the lines.

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@Reverend_Makers In like Flint.

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Loving the show, Mr
Norton. Watching on our honeymoon by the pool in the Dominican Republic and laughing ourselves silly with you. @grahnort @bbceurovision

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Trying to find the black cab driver who took me from my wedding at Gibneys on Old Street to 100 Shoreditch on Saturday May 4 just before midnight. I left something important in the cab and hope it’s been recovered. @RMT_LondonTaxi @LondonTaxi @TheLondonTaxi

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@Dr_Draper Is it just me that hears Scooby Doo saying this to Shaggy?

‘Hey Scoob. How’s your Beyond Burger?’
‘Rrrawthentic!’

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@Phil_Daniels Got salad. Virtue intact.

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@tarbard @CountBinface Vote winner.

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@markarby Hi Mark.

Hope you’re okay and
your okay is okay too
after bus crash day.

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@erikphoel @DayFeverUK @Reverend_Makers

Over to you.