cynic 💽

Above average music enjoyer

[cynic 💽 @Cypretyr]

I love the weather

[cynic 💽 @Cypretyr]

Trying to find mushroom chips online (they are the best thing ever) tell me why one of the brands is “EVIL snacks”

I am being expertly targeted by marketing

[onion person @CantEverDie]

@hankgreen @paul_cal dude

[cynic 💽 @Cypretyr]

@wrmfile Do this to him

[cynic 💽 @Cypretyr]

How to combat this lose lose situation,,, asking for a friend

[Jewel disc case 2 @HotelLiquid]

I knew someone with an insane temper who got into therapy and they trained her to squeeze her disproportionate rage through a seething language filter, like "I'm just asking for accountability" (visibly furious) I found this much worse. She has fibromyalgia now, big surprise

[cynic 💽 @Cypretyr]

@wrmfile Twin

[latke @latkedelrey]

we are in a meanie epidemic

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

The zoo sometimes lets peacocks walk around freely with the people. The aquarium should let some of the fish do that

[kelli @LagunaBiotchIG]

I do wish I could’ve tried a quaalude

[🌿wasp🌱 @_Honey_Wasp]

Oh. Oh. Get it. Ooo. Break it DOWN. Killing it chiikawa well done!

[cynic 💽 @Cypretyr]

@wrmfile IM SO PROUD OF YOU TWIN

[Pukicho @pukicho]

I invented a perpetual motion machine, but then I got bored and crushed it immediately

[あみだむく @higemoku]

夜分に吸血失礼します。の海外版が一気に届きました！ありがとうございます！
繁體中文版の5.6巻とドイツ語版5巻、そして初の英語版です！英語版は初吸血時の小夜の脳内セリフがマジでうまそうに見える。日本語だと、う…旨いっ…だけなのでより一層山寺の血の旨味が感じられる…

[cynic 💽 @Cypretyr]

MEEEE THIS IS ME

[RIOT! @PuppyGirlRiot]

Omw home sitting at a red light and the car next to me has a 20 year old white boy in it singing teenage dirtbag as loud as possible while sobbing

[cynic 💽 @Cypretyr]

@loryslocket HELL NO migraines suck so bad

[cynic 💽 @Cypretyr]

Lowkey thinking of going to ulta and smelling all the perfumes and giving myself a massive migraine