Not cereal

God first 🥰 || 5’11 of sweetness & chaos 🍷✨ || Mom 💕 || I model whenever I’m bored 🥱 || Yes I’m childish 🤪😂

[Mayor Of Calabar @Uno_009]

If you can’t go out for the protest, the least you can do is to repost 😢

Please let's repost and share massively😭

#BringBackOurChildren
#BringBackOurChildren
#BringBackOurChildren
#BringBackOurChildren

[Omo Kogi (Yagba) 🌍 @harrysone9]

If this pops up on your TL, repost it; it costs you zero naira..

[Not cereal @Cyrilplease]

@instablog9ja lol I can stay without tasting garri for months 😂

[🦢 @meishato]

dating someone who’s never been loved properly takes so much patience

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

Breaking news!

Pls retweet

As send by people affected

am reaching out on the situation involving the 7 Officers and 4 airmen of the Nigerian Air Force who have been detained alongside their Lockheed C-130 Hercules aircraft since Monday in Barkina Faso

As you may know, the aircraft was on a ferry mission to Portugal when it developed a technical issue shortly after takeoff from Lagos, prompting a precautionary landing in Burkina Faso

Contrary to reports from the government claiming that the crew had been released on Tuesday to continue their journey, the team is still being held by Burkina Faso authorities. This is largely because the federal government has not yet reached out officially to clarify their mission.

The officers and airmen detained have no contact their families or any updates from the NAF and FG.

All that is required at this point is for the Federal Government to formally communicate with the Burkinabe authorities to confirm that the crew was on an authorized mission to Portugal and had no involvement whatsoever in the Benin air operations.

We are seeking suppoet to raise awareness and hold the government accountable so that prompt action is taken.

The earlier reports about their release by NAF is false they are still detained.

I am happy to provide further updates.

[Not cereal @Cyrilplease]

@black_bhoy_ Me wey be girl sef dey pack pen go house 😂😂

[Not cereal @Cyrilplease]

Got myself a bestie from scratch 🥰🥰🫶✨

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

As a single man in 2020.

“You really don’t owe your parents anything, african parents are entitled and toxic”.

As a married man and father in 2025.

“Give your parents the best life you can afford, because they could’ve abandoned you in the first month of having you”.

It took him 5 years and being a father to understand that parents are supposed to be honored and to appreciate their sacrifices. Life will teach you that lesson you’re too stubborn and ignorant to learn by force.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐓𝐅 𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇪🇸 @jamiuxxvi]

updated twitter currency rates-2025

1 Ejikem = 5k
1 Excitement = 350k
1 AMG = Short Dress
1 Uber= 100k
1 Liquid Upfront = 500k
1 mistake = 150k
1 Lexus350 = Body juice
1 tolani - 12k
1 Odanz = 11k
1 Burna nacks = 1 Lambo truck
2 yahoo boys = 1 benz

[Not cereal @Cyrilplease]

@griinlife ..

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Dont fuck up your progress trying to rush the process. If February didn't march, April may.

[Innie @Inniest023]

You are peeing on the roadside, revealing your pen!s anyhow and you are looking at me, what makes you think I'm going to look away?
Bruh, this a public space 😂😂

[Not cereal @Cyrilplease]

@Finezboy2 @EstherIke16 @Divayetty1 19 years old

[Not cereal @Cyrilplease]

I swear

[Wummy's closet✂️ @Ajayime08993926]

@snrmanOA Nobody press phone reach my papa for this house

[Anu @MrAnuoluwapoO]

@snrmanOA I seized my mom’s phone around past 10pm the last time she came around, told her to go and sleep.

I felt so good for days

[Not cereal @Cyrilplease]

At least this one will make heaven 😂😂

[Sunday @AniChiemer45248]

@Leeyher_x The last time beans did this to me e I thought I'd also die. Stooling and getting drained in the middle of the night Omo! But which one is flicked again?

[Not cereal @Cyrilplease]

Ah my partner must like yapping o

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

What will be your reaction if you’re trying to share the latest “gist” with your partner and they tell you to stay out of other people’s business?

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

“Daddy G.O I am the person you have been asking God for, I have a message from him to you and You can ask him to confirm.”

~ Boy to pastor Adeboye

[Vampz @Hybrid_Ola]

Wait !!!!! OS is Olosho ??????

I was thinking it’s something related to tech 😭

[timmy @timmy54485671]

@lollypeezle In short,sha get money and if you want to steal,don't steal only your bread,target the whole bakery, so if they will come for you,you go bake one bag of flour for them and your bakery business will continue growing.