Cyrus

I will be.

[Zoom Afrika @zoomafrika1]

Kapila is a traditional wooden container in Rural Madagascar, Watch how it's made 🤷🏿‍♀️

[OPE @QuadriOPE18]

Counter-attacking football is the purest form of the game for me❤️❤️❤️

[Cyrus @CyrusKimaru]

Ouch

[#LandIsNotProperty Mwalimu Wandia @wmnjoya]

Asking Kenyans to consider aesthetics, experience and long term implications is asking them to think. That's theory. Theory is irrelevant to the market and a waste of time. We have all agreed on that as a country. We changed our school system to reflect that.

[Cyrus @CyrusKimaru]

This is disturbing from every angle

[susan wachira @susanwanjiruchi]

@kiambu_magazine So mhesh had money to handout but cannot take the woman to hospital. Weuh

[Cyrus @CyrusKimaru]

Where's the lie

[Mave_Official @Mave_Official01]

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC How Manchester united has been moving this transfer window 😂😭

[Cyrus @CyrusKimaru]

He's been misprofiled. He'll be good at Manchester United

[kvng Baff @kvng_baff]

Manchester United didn’t pay £85m with big wages ($250k) for Mateus Fernandes and I thought INEOS were sensible for Pulling out.

They didn’t pay £130m with £300k wages for Elliot Anderson and I thought it was sensible move.

They didn’t pay £100m+ with £300k wages for Tonali and I thought it was sensible move again by INOES.

Yet they went to Chelsea, saw Caicedo and Enzo Fernandez and they decided to buy Andrey Santos who’s a bench warmer for 50 fvcking million British pounds!

Manchester United board might be most useless people in the world. This club is going to Europe with Ederson and Santos.

Very useless people

[Cyrus @CyrusKimaru]

Reciprocity

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

This is exactly how it’s supposed to be.

[Cyrus @CyrusKimaru]

They would never go against their masters

[بهرنگ رشیدیان @rashidianb]

@DaleJohnsonBBC The other FIFA referees need to take a stand. Demand reinstatement otherwise they all leave

[Cyrus @CyrusKimaru]

Belief has never been the issue. We all know this coujtry should be far ahead of where it is. Mismanagement of resources and outright theft are the problems keeping everyone but the political class struggling.

[Jim Njue @jimNjue_]

“If you take those 10 counties of Mt. Kenya, their combined economy is now approaching $30 billion. In comparison, Rwanda is about $14.5 Billion. Botswana is about $22 Billion Dollars. Mauritious is about $16 Billion” - KRA Chairman Ndirirtu Muriithi

[Cyrus @CyrusKimaru]

We've been on a trajectory of punishing success in business for a long time

[Julians Amboko @AmbokoJH]

Heated debate around Finance Bill 2026's proposal around amending Sec24 of the Income Tax Act & prescribing a 60.0% floor of a company’s undistributed income as distributed dividends to shareholders.

Kesses Member of Parliament, Rutto Julius Kipletting, is asking what happens in instances where a business seeks to retain earnings not for any intention or strategic purpose but simply to build equity & to avoid tax. How can we strike a balance?

The Chairman, Member of Parliament for Molo, @KuriaKimaniMP, argues that the Business Daily (@BD_Africa) misrepresented the position of the proposal because even presently, it could be anything between 0 & 100.0%. He is arguing that there's a case for a threshold indeed.

Musings:

· What is really being solved here? Indeed the provision is not new, what we take issue with here is the prescription of a 60.0% floor, that is the elephant in the room

· The departure from an environment where the taxpayer & the Revenue Authority had the latitude to discuss & agree whether there was a case for enforcement anyway to one where the baseline start is 60.0% of a company’s undistributed income is really the issue we seek to address

· If Kenya seeks to shift to a a regime that is anchored on undistributed profits rules which include a defined minimum distribution percentage, as the proposed amendment to Sec24 of the Income Tax Act suggests, what safeguards exist against potential overreach by the Revenue Authority?

[Cyrus @CyrusKimaru]

Mnaponea VAR everywhere

[🅺🅸🆁🅸🅼🅰 🇰🇪🇺🇸 @willkirima]

@Kenyans How dare you wear an Arsenal jersey while defending bullshit. Respect our family.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

This turtle’s reaction after spotting manatees. ❤️😂😂

[PrimePhase @PrimePhaseX]

🚨 “I’ve never seen anything like Lamine Yamal in my life”

That damn Ronaldo Nazário at his age:

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Man united win✅
3 points ✅
Sesko goal✅
Casemiro headed goal ✅
Bruno assist ✅

[Cyrus @CyrusKimaru]

This isn't fearless. It's insane

[The Disruptor @Disrupttor]

If this guy ends ends up in hell, the devil will need to leave his chair

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Even at finishing second… they’re second 😭

[Mila ✧ @aip551]

Price: $84.99

Black People: Damn $100 dollars!?

[Cyrus @CyrusKimaru]

In duplum rule

[Mbula Mutula @MbulaMutula]

The High Court yesterday made a very important decision. When you take a loan from any lending institution, the amount of interest accrued cannot exceed the amount you received from the institution (principal). Meaning if you borrow kshs. 100,000, you cannot pay more than kshs.200,000 in total. This is good news to many Kenyans. Tag that one lending institution wajionee habari kamili.

[Panashe @NasheCeezet_zw]

He says, "Physical therapy."
Shows me his arm and he has a nasty scar. Shoulder rebuilt.
"Doctor said one rep at full weight daily or the muscle dies."
"Sitting is because I'II pass out if I stand."
Next day I helped him load the bar.
Next week three of us would help him.
Now 6am is "help Dave not die" club.
He brings protein muffins.
We don't call him plate dragon anymore.