Blackbeard

Trying to finish this thing called MBCHB

[Blackbeard @lacheif]

@polo_kimanii Plumber alikuja kufix ball valve kwa tank akaslide akaingia ndani, aliswim kwa hiyo kentank kitu 20minutes 🤣

[Blackbeard @lacheif]

Deep down, you both miss each other. The only problem is that neither of you is ready to set aside the ego and make that call.

[Luda🧸 @Ludathygoat]

Good pussy girls never come perfect. She either got no ass, stressful energy, loves to argue, or she tiny 😭

[Blackbeard @lacheif]

@mbiti_mwondi It's not available

[Blackbeard @lacheif]

@ombachi13 Karibu tunone kama ngoima

[Blackbeard @lacheif]

@MaryKwamboks

[Hanifa 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 🇰🇪 @Honeyfarsafi]

“Protests are disrupting our lives” ako kutoa maji ndani ya BMW na ndoo ya red

[Blackbeard @lacheif]

Every time it rains, Nairobi reminds us corruption was the real urban planner.

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

Boda guys are always trying to find new ways to die walahi
That was almost half a meter of water

[Blackbeard @lacheif]

Two hours of rain and Nairobi CBD turns into Lake Nairobi. But the budget for drainage disappeared.

[Kelly Sly Kiarie🇰🇪🇿🇦 @kiarie_sly]

Btw Sakaja f you a hundred times bcoz wtf!!!!

[Blackbeard @lacheif]

USA GDP: $29 Trillion
France GDP: $3.36 Trillion
Kenya GDP: $136 Billion

Yet State House spending:
USA – KSh 10B
France – KSh 17.5B
Kenya – KSh 17B

A country 200× poorer spending like global superpowers.
Tiny economy. Giant appetite for luxury
Make it make sense.

[Blackbeard @lacheif]

@_Sakko Uko na mpka March 31st to actualize your plan.

[Blackbeard @lacheif]

@_Sakko Kwani dawa za Maasai zimeshika soko ivo?

[Blackbeard @lacheif]

Kenya’s presidency has always needed two tribes from “Class A” Kikuyu, Kalenjin, Luo. Ruto’s biggest fear? A Kikuyu-Luo handshake. Now Kikuyus say they want neither the presidency nor deputy in 2027. Tables are turning and the king might be checkmated. ♟️

[Blackbeard @lacheif]

@kamauwaruhiu To date my classmate is called "mamkeki" He said " Migate ni mithiiru ni mamkeki matigeere" Mikate imeisha ni cakes ndio zimebaki.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

This is a very good/important video for anyone feeling tired when waking up, and having a hard time losing weight.

And also removing brain fog and toxins from the body. The link is in the first reply.

[Blackbeard @lacheif]

@sere_joshua Mwingine alikula cashew nut, macadamia nuts and ground nut in one day bana that was approximately 1.5 kgs of nuts😅

[Blackbeard @lacheif]

@ignyharaz2 Watu wa upewa certificate?

[Blackbeard @lacheif]

@thiago32434863 Ukitoa wivu you will realize she is beautiful.

[Blackbeard @lacheif]

@Fredmunene_ Lakini mzee mbona uweke triatix na ilipotea

[Blackbeard @lacheif]

@AkelloEugene @Stats_Kenya @Bon_onyi 🤣

[Blackbeard @lacheif]

@KenyanSays Kwani hii robot ni maasai?