anika

agente del caos 🦑

[anika @czanderthoughts]

i farted in front of a guy in yoga and he asked me out after class so i dunno what to do with that

[anika @czanderthoughts]

…i should call him

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Too many other performers blocking my view of the muppets

[Max 🕹 The Élodie Rakoto Main @ShampooCell]

90 minutes into an edible, opened the cabinet and found brand new Trader Joe's snacks

[anika @czanderthoughts]

rainy day activity includes restarting tears of the kingdom AND overwriting my exes game file bc i had forgotten to do that, plus he wasn’t any good at it. two birds, one stone baby!

[anika @czanderthoughts]

got a safety warning to stay inside and still nobody cancelled their 3pm 70mm IMAX odyssey tickets so i could take it 🥺

[anika @czanderthoughts]

@bamboojim okay???? and they should remain empty unless a wheelchair user is using them. thats what they’re for.

[anika @czanderthoughts]

i’m not ethically perfect, but buying a wheelchair seat to see the Odyssey in 70mm IMAX when you’re not a wheelchair user is morally indefensible to me

[anika @czanderthoughts]

also taking the wheelchair companion seats!!!! what the fuck is wrong with people

[michael @naomiwattsVEVO]

watching the odyssey tonight

[anika @czanderthoughts]

i’m crushing hardcore on a guy who i know is on twitter and if this is how he finds me on here im gonna die

[anika @czanderthoughts]

one of my (many) moral failings is that i think eating unwashed/lightly washed fruit builds moral character so this virus really might wreck me

[anika @czanderthoughts]

matthew rhys is incredible in the americans but i also don’t think he should get an emmy for his work bc he’s kind of cheating. it’s easy to look like you’re in love with your wife.

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

europeans after eating lettuce

[anika @czanderthoughts]

also commercials have gotten really bad

[anika @czanderthoughts]

edible hit in the way that makes me notice the actors in tv shows walking to their mark before having a conversation

[anika @czanderthoughts]

and in pain from the uh blood lol

[anika @czanderthoughts]

last min cancelled a pilates class bc my skin ripped open and was bleeding profusely and classpass didn’t charge me the last min cancellation fee i truly cried in relief

[anika @czanderthoughts]

yeah they should be named queequeg and then quackquack and then just called qq or Q

[Shmooogan Shmooosey @UngluedToast]

Y'all are going to have to stop naming your cats Miso and Mochi man cut it out

[anika @czanderthoughts]

i’m generally anti pimple patch in public but may have gotten the pimple that changes my perspective on this

[Eleven @Eleven__11XI]

A genuine question for those defending every casting decision in The Odyssey…

If someone adapted Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet and completely reimagined the nationality, appearance, or traditional portrayal of several iconic characters…

Would you still say:

“The best actor should always get the role.”

Or would you suddenly start talking about staying faithful to Shakespeare?

That’s why this debate fascinates me.

Should we judge every classic by the same standard…

Or do we only defend creative freedom when it’s our favorite director

[anika @czanderthoughts]

on god i am a brutalist defender what a brilliant work