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Rhum drinks

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I don’t anymore though

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I used to make fun of the bartenders at anvil by saying they all dressed like out of work magicians

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If you go to the Starbucks on 11th street across the street from Hogg Middle School, you suck.

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@REALOranguBang @squad_dew @LiquidHbox Yeah Drake fucking sucks

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@austinvikander @LiquidHbox No it’s not. You’re asleep

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@mrlucious27 @LiquidHbox You’re fucking asleep

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I’m sorry, but clear drinks in a collins glass with an ice spear is the move!!!

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It’s an AI generated ass picture of 4 dudes peeing. The more I look at it the more fucked up the figures look.

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Leaving the place I’m currently working at for a multitude of reasons, but the main one is this stupid fucking picture over the urinal in the men’s restroom.

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@BiasedHouston Man idk JG’s last dunk contest didn’t go so well.

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OK YEAH. THE BAND IS RIPPING RIGHT NOW

[💰The Insurance Don💰 @BTInsuranceCEO]

You get a certain age and realize this is all a show

[Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @OOCCouchGags]

RIP David Lynch

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

the rats in the houston weed storage facility:

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My Mexican family and me pulling up to the bar looking like an Eddie Murphy movie.

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New year same them

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@kingDiaws @NBA

[Lil B THE BASEDGOD @LILBTHEBASEDGOD]

LEGACY AND LOVE! - Lil B

[optimistic rockets fan @drf_00]

hang it in the louvre

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Sir, respectfully. Go fuck your self.
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French consultant made a Steph Curry reference in Houston in a place
called CLUTCH.