Emma Di Pace

i mostly tweet about politics and religion—not necessarily in that order

[Emma Di Pace @d1pace11]

Well this did not age well. https://t.co/DZspiIp54i

[Emma Di Pace @d1pace11]

IDK what Donnie is doing but I’m begging for the helicopters to take a different flight pattern

[jake strickland @strick_jake]

Think Trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? Expect price hikes on:

•Iced tea imported from England
•Lifeguards imported from Spain
•Towels imported from Turkey
•And turkey imported from Maine

[jay 🍉 @wasteofurfaith]

wanted a femininomenon got a feloninomenon instead

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

august really slipped away into a moment in time

[Emma Di Pace @d1pace11]

I would like to know why, in the year 2024, the title of my word document cannot contain a colon :?

[Scarlett @ScarLyann]

Taylor Swift ruined football blah blah blah… Of course she did. She had a marvelous time ruining everything. We established this 4 years ago. Keep up.

[Alex Goldschmidt @alexandergold]

Taylor Swift would rather release a new album than let any of our theories be correct.

[Emma Di Pace @d1pace11]

my favorite thing about myself is that i never wash my water bottle and then wonder why my stomach always hurts

[Emma Di Pace @d1pace11]

when the #annualmeeting begins with a motion to table the approval of the minutes from last year due to a constitutional violation #churchisfun

[Emma Di Pace @d1pace11]

@morganstrehlow dang. that’s something to sit with!

[Emma Di Pace @d1pace11]

Hot take: the NRSVue is “Taylor’s Version” of the NRSV with some enhancements from “the Vault” (ancient manuscripts).

[Emma Di Pace @d1pace11]

one of these days i will know whether i take 202 north or south off of 95 in order to get to 141 north or south but until then i will add 10 minutes into my trip by always choosing the wrong direction and then having to turn around

[Emma Di Pace @d1pace11]

@BeccaLizz Thank you.

[Lura Groen @lura_groen]

Come, Holy Spirit, and fuck some shit up

[Emma Di Pace @d1pace11]

life needs mandatory CE for critical thinking skills

[the loudest woman this town has ever seen 🍉 @kyliejustine]

Purity culture is a form of sexual trauma.