queenofslime

they/them

[melanie @hailtothetweet]

if u have sex with a white guy u have to
say Cock instead of dick out of respect to his culture

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@swagoloog i’m going to try

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@2000Cooleyva @d0wnsideofme like acuna?

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

I say this without a hint of exaggeration: the vibes have never been worse

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does anyone even care that it’s beautiful and long? no one even cares.

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@tempperancee lol

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@energydebt @SNY_Mets he’s slugging .580?

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@adam32492888 @ernestdove end of the season? he’ll be hitting .275 in a week

[Karim is reading A Farewell to Arms @shift_in2_turbo]

They’re silent on genocide.
They’re silent on mass incarceration.
They’re silent on inequality.

But they’re never silent on celebrating love.

[they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza]

I don’t know how to explain it to people who don’t understand that something of all of us is buried in Gaza’s mass graves.

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@mschumacher82 @Mets 20-26*

[vik - dead generations @vikdeadgens]

Jesus fucking Christ, man

[James Schiano @James_Schiano]

This is happening this weekend and it’s called the “Subway Series”

[Helen Bolton 🖤 @hbolton]

Having grown up in a college town, I have even less sympathy and respect for this than the normal rich people whining, like you are intentionally choosing to live in the middle of the NYU dorms lol shut the fuck up

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@TorrensIsKing @Prontobravo @Jolly_Olive cold day in colorado

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@RyanSchimpFan @NickyG_USAF @TooMuchMortons_ @Jolly_Olive he’s one launch angle adjustment from hitting 30 THIS year

[Autumn Christian @teachrobotslove]

Your mother is problematic. Your father is problematic. Your son is problematic. Your aunt is problematic. The cashier at the local Tesco is problematic. You've probably bought a cookie from a bakery made by hands that have done unspeakable things. Every chocolate bar you've ever eaten has probably killed a 7 year old child slave in Cameroon. The gas that drives your car is fueled by engines of death. Every person who has ever smiled at you in the streets has committed some act that if you knew about it, would make you profoundly dislike them.

We have all been bad, small, petty, unlikeable, cruel, downright mean. Authors are not special "problematic" beings, they're just more public. Part of being an adult is recognizing that without mercy for our fellow human beings, and ourselves, we'd all be condemned to death. Reading fiction should help us understand that we're all irreparably tainted with evil, every system is corrupted, every line is broken.

And like, that's okay. That's what it means to be alive.

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@Jolly_Olive i’m fine with the nuance that the issues with this team extend beyond mendoza, but good lord. he takes every opportunity to not put the best players available on the field. slater over benge??? what’s the point.