david l caruso

playwright mfa '23 BU

[david l caruso @d3csport]

I have a new short play in the new @TheBrooklynRail about domestic bliss during hard times and feral cats. Read it here:

https://t.co/yvzUuySXj6

[Jon Tweets Sports @jontweetssports]

Insane that we’re on the cusp of making the wrong time permanent 😭

[nick @The24thFrame]

You’re the CEO of IMAX, you’re the guy who’s supposed to be making them.

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

two words:

THANK YOU. 💙

[david l caruso @d3csport]

Old Joy (2006)

[uxieee @uxiesweatshirt]

Yo La Tengo makes music for guys who are in the friendzone

[david l caruso @d3csport]

if Lebron joins the wolves im moving home send tweet

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

.@KingJames

[St. Paul Saints @StPaulSaints]

come home @KingJames

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

I don’t know man, who is “the Democratic Party” if it’s not the voters?Democratic voters choose candidates, not party leaders. And party leaders need to listen to what voters are telling us - and right now they are demanding our party be bolder.

[david l caruso @d3csport]

naming my son “The Kensington Building”

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

All timer for me

[Tim Cato @tim_cato]

y’all will not believe how quickly “not even allowed to write something wrong now in this perfect world” will enter my lexicon

[scuffed @scuffedpod]

Interesting dichotomy forming amongst the team. Hand Rubbers vs Arm Folders. Most surprised by Matt Freese. He doesn’t strike me as a hand rubber

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

congrats, @nyknicks 🏆

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

Sketchers ?

[david l caruso @d3csport]

My doors down? Three. My third eye? Blind. My pumpkins? Smashed

[LaMelo Ballsdurf @Tallsdurf]

Crafted the perfect basketball player:

[david l caruso @d3csport]

we are the daughters of the cheese you couldn't chop