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Cheeky punk kid

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It looks like a fuckin porn app now

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@ChildishBandit0 They'll never see it coming

[#1 solidworks hater 🫵 @benotafraidddd]

@poorlycatdraw also consider donating to the rescue if you can!

[WeCareAnimalRescue @wecare_rescue]

Squirt has been at WeCare for 743 days! We celebrated her 12th birthday at the shelter. Maybe she can celebrate her next birthday in her forever home? Come visit Squirt in Saint Helena! #forgottensoulshour #cats #US

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Ah, yes. The ideal form of measurement. Aardvarks.

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The worst part about JJK season 2 is that I can't listen to Toji without hearing Dio Brando

[wint @dril]

If your grave doesn't say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war . Like and retweet

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Geto out here looking like a gremlin

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Now it's Mr. Brightside

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They're playing Rancid in Walmart and I'm not sure how to feel about this

[Crits For Cats lnc. Cat Rescue @crits4cats]

Hey Cat Twitter, could you share this sweet girl? Her name is Birdie. She has been waiting so long for a home and been through SO much. She was adopted last night and returned this morning. She wasn’t sure where her new litterbox was and was scared so she had a poo on a rug 1/2

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My immune system shrugged off covid like a champ, but I swear if anyone comes within 20ft of me with a slight sniffle I feel like I get fucking tuberculosis or something

[Gwinnett Stripers @GoStripers]

The Gwinnett Stripers would like to take a moment to remember the life of a kind soul. Harambe tragically lost his life on this day 7 years ago. #NeverForget #Harambe

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There's a lady at work that keeps asking me when I'm gonna have kids and I'm tempted to tell her that I consider children to be the 10th circle of hell

[Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮 @DevinCow]

This is worse than New Coke🐮

https://t.co/PuWBEPuvVv

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Them putting my straight edge ass in the liquor store today just for me to vacancy stare at people when they ask me if we have certain things. Like bro I don't know what any of this stuff is

[Images with Banjo-Kazooie Music @ImagesBanjo]

Turbo Talon Trot - Banjo-Kazooie

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TFW my apartment complex tries to tell me not to feed the stray cats in the neighborhood