Peter Dawes

There's a picture opposite me of my primitive ancestry...

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@superdrug & L’Oreal taking liberties… Not only has the size of this shower gel been reduced by 25% for the same price, last week I paid £2.75 for 1…. This week the price has increased to £5.20 for 1 or £6 for 2

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@Halfords_uk I ordered 4 new tyres via National Tyres & Autocare to be fitted on my daughter’s car Monday… £188 inc discount for Pirelli’s seemed too good to be true…. Surprise, Surprise, cancelled last minute due to ‘lack of fitter’ and now the tyres are no longer online !!!

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@TfL Don’t jump the red light !!!

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@VillaTil1Die Last season my team took a bottom of the table position and won the Europa League…. I was as happy as a pig in shit !!!

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@cagiago_ When you say ‘CREATIVE midfielder’ are we talking football or TikTok ?

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Just got an email from @virginmedia telling me that RPI rate of inflation will be 3.6% so wef 1st April there will be a 7.5% increase to my bill. Over 9 years the rate of inflation in total is 52.46%, but my Internet bill has increased 173.43% in that time.

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@TheLastLeg Is it ok that this is our last tweet ? #TheLastTweet

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@itvfootball The fact that you’ve neglected to analyse this at either HT or FT shows that you’re as bad as #VAR.

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@LBC A quarter pounder sickens me when it arrives looking like a squashed cheeseburger.

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@BBCSport @alanshearer Does anyone know how old this kid is ? I don’t think it’s been mentioned.

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@matty_harriss

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@iamtobster @MikeyCycling How many miles do you get per sausage roll ?

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@SkySportsPL That’s not rain…. That’s the tears of United fans !!!

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@MikeyCycling @M4rk_3L How much money do you earn from Social Media ?

And why was this drivers thought process not affected by your previous social media activity ?

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@Joey7Barton To be fair my mum had a potty mouth (she was a northerner), but if me or my brothers used the word ‘spastic’ we got a whack (it was the 80’s). It was the only word she hated.

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@Radstock_TownFC @PortisheadTown

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@CitizenUddin Did you report the ‘ someone you know of’ ?

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@Morbidful If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you !!!

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@HarryPo04655617 @JoshBristow16 Does Dumbledore know that you use that sort of language ?