David de goat

[E @Ellis_]

Isak £125m
Barcola £120m
Writz £116m
Ekitike £80m

They have the most expensive attack in the league yet it’s still so ordinary?

[Dubois @CFC_Dubois]

Say what you want about our spending but no one scams like us when selling.

[𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴 🥷🏿 @hoodg3nius]

Nigga tore his HDMI, ARC, CPU and RAM 💔✌️ speedy recovery robonigga

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Max Dowman becomes the youngest player ever to lose the PFA Young Player of the Year award

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

I’m never deleting this app 😭😭😭

[🦅 @Jumpman022]

I simply cannot delete this app man😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[George @george_mjg]

I can only assume the FA will now retrospectively ban the MK keeper for not owning up to the ball going in, this deceiving a match official, following suit from the ban for the West Brom forward...

[MC @UtdMicah]

Garnacho, Sancho, AWB, Rashy, Lindelof

Villa love that post-Covid United side 😭

[Sam Martin @SamMartinFPL]

Best name of a Greyhound I’ve ever seen.

[MC @UtdMicah]

Garnacho with one of the best passes you’ll see

[Juice 🧃 @Juicecryptic]

first in my bloodline to see a human get assaulted by a rabbit

[Moha @LeMTempete]

Je suis mooort sa mère c’est quoi cette vidéo de fou mdrrrrrrr

[Andy Mitten @AndyMitten]

Chelsea are working hard to sign Ryan Giggs, 52, as a first team winger. They see the Welshmanc as experienced and known to their fans after multiple appearances for Manchester United. Would be a free transfer as he'd retired in 2014.

[MwepuMagic @MwepuMagic]

The comments of this FPL team name ideas video is GOATED😂😂😂😂

[M @25mahfuz]

That ain’t Isak, that’s sharky 😭😭😭

[David Ornstein @DavidPoostein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea reach total agreement with Tottenham Hotspur to sign Djed Spence. Deal for 25yo #THFC defender worth £60m + £5m achievable add-ons. Permission given to undergo #CFC medical @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/M1hRzBYRrc

[kaeto @kaaetoo]

Banter aside this is getting out of hand. You can dislike the guy but it doesn’t make sense to start lying about his stats.

Messi also led in most penalties missed

[Robber @Rxbbr]

My jaw is on the fucking floor

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

This is blatantly in return for the Morgan Rogers deal, as Chelsea & Villa work together to bypass financial regulations. Chelsea 'overpay' for Rogers & Villa then 'buy' Garnacho for that same amount.

I don’t want to hear their fans ever moan about financial rules ever again after more of this money laundering to get around the rules.

A loan with obligation avoids the 45 day UEFA window.

[Roberto @robert0wfc]

Realising Enzo Fernandez will be getting hounded with “you let your country down” at every ground he plays at next season 😍