Mike D'Colonoscipi

Sapporter of all things @HeritagesDairy n Trump. Hert back about 6 years ago. Cunt gf poosened me on vacay. Now in coma in a landfill on da iland of Feeji.

[Mike D'Colonoscipi @dColonoscipi]

Bein a Trumptard ain't easy sumtynes cuz I like trannies n fentinal and he keeps tryna get rid of trannies n fentinal...

#TrumpJesus
#TranniesNFent
#MakeAmericaGrateAgan
#HeritagesIsMagic

[Mike D'Colonoscipi @dColonoscipi]

IMISS MY MOMMY!
#ZombyMommy
#HeritagesIsMajik
#TrumpJesus
#DinoLube
#ComaLyfe2024

[Mike D'Colonoscipi @dColonoscipi]

This #coma ain't shit. One time I got the shots for 8 yeers after some bad #PonderosaStakehowse Chicken Crowketts
#Blessed
#AtLeastIGetToHaveSexWitDinosaursInPurgitorry
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[Mike D'Colonoscipi @dColonoscipi]

*Correkshun, SHITS. IHAD SHITTY DIARRUH FER 8YEERS!
#blessed
#MAGA2024
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[Mike D'Colonoscipi @dColonoscipi]

Shes over 69.5MM yeers old but what a total babe...
#DinoBoner
#ComaBoner
#LegsForDays

[Mike D'Colonoscipi @dColonoscipi]

#ComaKaren

[Mike D'Colonoscipi @dColonoscipi]

Deez fukkin guys are always hoggin da purgitury endless pit pool. Dis was on Labyr Day. Unacceptible! #

[Mike D'Colonoscipi @dColonoscipi]

@TomiLahren Does your brane smell like shit when it poops out thawts too Tammy? Mines does too! Let's have mindless shit for branes sex in my house (abandoned clothes donation bin).
#PoopForBranesTammy
#DonationBinPassion
#IBinWaitinTammy
#TrumpJesus
#ComaBoner
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[Mike D'Colonoscipi @dColonoscipi]

@BullDontLie I like Fwench fwies

[Mike D'Colonoscipi @dColonoscipi]

Hellp

[Mike D'Colonoscipi @dColonoscipi]

Eny a youse ever use a onion ring for a cock ring befoor? @BurgerKing
#LetItCoolFurst
#CockBurn
#CatchupFoorLube

[Mike D'Colonoscipi @dColonoscipi]

So uh if uh dis Twitters goes like away plees do one thing for me and cuntinyoo to tape ATeams and Miami Vices on da Spanish channel. Cuntinyoo to tape over my cullecshun of Zoobily Zoos and scrambled porn from da Playboy channul in 1995.
#DongJohnson
#VerifiedComatoes
#ComaTweet

[Mike D'Colonoscipi @dColonoscipi]

@Jerseygirl7091 @GovMurphy @Eagles @Phillies Damn and I thawt I was pritty retarted...but u tayk da cayk

[Mike D'Colonoscipi @dColonoscipi]

@NickAdamsinUSA Yo Nick! I'm a closeted gay man too! Let's hang!
#MAGA
#TrumpIsAPowerBottom
#TrumpsGiantDiaper
#TinyPatriotCock
#HumanFuckingGarbage

[Mike D'Colonoscipi @dColonoscipi]

@DineshDSouza Yea! Me n Hershell are boath jeanyusis! N boath uf us have scrambled frigging eggs for branes too!
#HumanGarbage
#MAGA
#IShitMyPants
#ComaVote

[Mike D'Colonoscipi @dColonoscipi]

@AH_Pod I remember my furst airplain gloo high. Shit my pants to.
#Memries
#MAGA
#HertagesIsMagic
#HumanGarbage
#ComaLyfe

[Mike D'Colonoscipi @dColonoscipi]

Im gonna hafta rispektfuly anownse I'm droppin out in my bid to be Govener of Pirgitory. I didn't know that iguana wasn't 18...that slimy bitch lied! Enyways, droppin out. Sorry to all my fellow patriotic spirits here in da Netherworld both evil and lazy.
#MakeComaFartsJuicyAgin

[Mike D'Colonoscipi @dColonoscipi]

@jc84xjpngh I like Trump becuz he makes warin diapers look normal. If more peeple were cumfurtible pooping there pants in public maybe some day this grate nation can finally heal...
#TrumpDiaper #ComaShart #MAGATurds #HumanGarbage

[Mike D'Colonoscipi @dColonoscipi]

@Daytobehappy I like Trump becuz he makes warin diapers look normal. If more peeple were cumfurtible pooping there pants in public maybe some day this grate nation can finally heal...
#TrumpDiaper
#ComaShart
#MAGATurds
#HumanGarbage

[Mike D'Colonoscipi @dColonoscipi]

@theliamnissan Trump. God. Toilet water bath.
Ware do I sine up?!
#TrumpToilet
#PoopBath
#LetsGoBrandin