Jonny2x4

.MLBG. .Monkey Boys. DNA more like GNA - GamerNucleic Acid.

[NBA Christian @Caroberts24]

People confuse predictions with satire about long ongoing issues that they’ve only recently have become aware of

[Jonny2x4 @dJonny2x4b]

How about a secret 3rd option?

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Fire Elon Musk or Resign Elon Musk?

[Jonny2x4 @dJonny2x4b]

It's always Konshu, Konshu, Konshu and never KomshME

[ＧＥＮＥＲＡＬ ＳＡＭ @GeneralSamsSec]

I don’t mean to get political but

Where the fuck did my internet porn go

[Jonny2x4 @dJonny2x4b]

Why is the image blank? I see nothing/no one. Sorry I couldn't be of help officers

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

unmasked photo of UnitedHealthcare CEO NYC k*ller just got released

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

“China will pay for the tariffs” is the new “Mexico will pay for the wall.”

[Lukey McGarry @lukeymcgarry]

I did a cartoon about the US election.

[Jonny2x4 @dJonny2x4b]

@adonipriapus @hasanthehun ReNt fReE

[Jonny2x4 @dJonny2x4b]

It's 6am. Dark as fuck. And I'm trying to take a shit in a blue box with a spider the size of a damn Buick eye gang-fucking my soul

[jordan @Jordanbloked]

Me when the paparazzi catches me leaving Shrek’s house

[Jonny2x4 @dJonny2x4b]

@STPCHS_Oblivion @twinbart @CourtofNewts @CallaghanJustin @conorjrogers In other words

[Jonny2x4 @dJonny2x4b]

I dont know what's more embarrassing. The fact Republicans hate Biden like a 5 year old hates vegetables. Or the fact everyone of these grown ass men risked dislocating a hip to throw some of the softest kicks I've seen since a 4th grade kickball match

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Just posting this because I agree with Republicans who NOW condemn political violence.

Because they definitely haven't been calling for a "bloodbath" if trump loses, putting a bound and gagged Biden on their pickup trucks, or for civil wars, right?
https://t.co/ov7ThxvE0r

[Jonny2x4 @dJonny2x4b]

@outtafknpocket Bro they got Kennedy while he was on a drive but missed his fat orange head? Weak sauce bro 1v1 me on rust bro

[Jonny2x4 @dJonny2x4b]

@paintedbluu Free BBQ

[Jonny2x4 @dJonny2x4b]

I believe that's called trespassing

[Survivors @TheSurvivors_US]

🫳🏽🎤

[Jonny2x4 @dJonny2x4b]

Bro, they gonna be so upset when they steal my body. Big gut, flat ass, tiny dick and god knows what the interiors like

[Jonny2x4 @dJonny2x4b]

@outtafknpocket Nah homie. We get to fly the plane

[Jonny2x4 @dJonny2x4b]

Aye yo why this walmart parking lot smell like the dank