Not Michael Andrew

Professional swimmer with a twist. More swag = More Blessed Always have the gopro by my side ready to capture my lyfe

[Not Michael Andrew @dSwimmerMichael]

@BeccaMannSwims just finished chapter 1! It was so amazing :)

[Not Michael Andrew @dSwimmerMichael]

I swim like a girl #SuperBowlSunday #SBXLIX #SB49 @NotSwimWorld @NotSwimSwam @swimswamnews

[Not Michael Andrew @dSwimmerMichael]

Being snapchat buddies with Caleb Dressel has its perks... I have learned he is the best at shooting hoops while taking a shit.

[Not Michael Andrew @dSwimmerMichael]

So pleased with my first place finish tonight in the 100 Breast!!! Now I can finally afford to lose my virginity!!! #hookers #NAGrecord

[Not Michael Andrew @dSwimmerMichael]

Packing for South Africa!!! can't forget my orange brass knuckles!!! .@NotSwimWorld .@NotSwimSwam .@swimswamnews

[Not Michael Andrew @dSwimmerMichael]

Just swam the mile... 1:34 seconds slower than Katie Ledecky!!! #blessed

[Not Michael Andrew @dSwimmerMichael]

@swimhardy I love it gurl :)

[Not Michael Andrew @dSwimmerMichael]

@NotSwimSwam @beefyTshields God what a pussy this isn't China...

[Not Michael Andrew @dSwimmerMichael]

@swimhardy put down the donuts n stop running on deck. Maybe that would be a first.

[Not Michael Andrew @dSwimmerMichael]

Now that's what I'm talkin about @ebeisel34 showin sum luv girl #blessed

[Not Michael Andrew @dSwimmerMichael]

All these cute underage girls following me blowin up my Twitter I betta shrek myself befo I wreck myself. Oh wait I'm 15 #score #firstkiss?

[Not Michael Andrew @dSwimmerMichael]

@emma_broome_ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Not Michael Andrew @dSwimmerMichael]

@ktmichelle456 lights went out at the pool cuz you finer than the rarest cashmere sweater

[Not Michael Andrew @dSwimmerMichael]

All of you youngsters who wanna see how the big boys get ready to swim fast here it is!!! #warmupschedule

[Not Michael Andrew @dSwimmerMichael]

That may be so. But... "I can do all things through the Lord who gives me strength" Philippians 4:13

[Not Michael Andrew @dSwimmerMichael]

@victoriammtoris @ktmichelle456 hot Dayummm ladies Tryna hook a brutha up with some digits?!

[Not Michael Andrew @dSwimmerMichael]

That was a toughy but clearly Michael Thomas' underwaters shit on mine. Gotta brush it off so I can take this 50 free Boner final!!!

[Not Michael Andrew @dSwimmerMichael]

.@mklueh .@dariantownsend whoohoo #mastersswimming
#mixedrelays

[Not Michael Andrew @dSwimmerMichael]

Has anyone checked out Caleb Dressesl's YouTube channel?!?! #lol

[Not Michael Andrew @dSwimmerMichael]

After getting out split by almost 2 seconds by biesel on the last Hunna of ma 4 im I still miss out on those A finals on day two. #blessed