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[John @CryptoGodJohn]

Never take advice from people who aren't where you want to be in life

[Speed City Broadcasting @Speedcaster]

This newsletter was awesome.👏

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

Netflix after helping you spell a movie they don’t have

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The opening of No Time to Die feels like one of the strongest Bond openings since Casino Royale. Cary Fukunaga builds that entire sequence with this creeping dread before suddenly dropping into full Bond spectacle once the action explodes.

[DOOMEDBAGS @doomedbags]

You’re doomscrolling and you keep seeing these guys

[𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃 @swizardcore]

how life feels after successfully digging yourself out of the hole nobody knew you were in

[lynk @lynk0x]

“How much have you lost trying to make money”

Me:

[KJ Crypto @koreanjewcrypto]

He just lost it all getting rugged on a memecoin

Now send in the wife to ask him how many bitcoins he has

[lynk @lynk0x]

Nothing humbles you faster than watching a trade go from +$1100 to - $12 because you heard a voice that whispered, ''just a little more.''

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

When you are rage baiting and it’s working

[lynk @lynk0x]

Awake at 3 am after being up $470, chasing an extra $30, and now you're down -$800.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

One of the best Bond opening scenes since Casino Royale.

[Trophy Husband 🏆 @Brian_onX]

when you looked hard for something and told your wife it wasn't there and then she goes to look for it

[Ryan @ohryansbelt]

Delve, a YC-backed compliance startup that raised $32 million, has been accused of systematically faking SOC 2, ISO 27001, HIPAA, and GDPR compliance reports for hundreds of clients. According to a detailed Substack investigation by DeepDelver, a leaked Google spreadsheet containing links to hundreds of confidential draft audit reports revealed that Delve generates auditor conclusions before any auditor reviews evidence, uses the same template across 99.8% of reports, and relies on Indian certification mills operating through empty US shells instead of the "US-based CPA firms" they advertise. Here's the breakdown:

> 493 out of 494 leaked SOC 2 reports allegedly contain identical boilerplate text, including the same grammatical errors and nonsensical sentences, with only a company name, logo, org chart, and signature swapped in
> Auditor conclusions and test procedures are reportedly pre-written in draft reports before clients even provide their company description, which would violate AICPA independence rules requiring auditors to independently design tests and form conclusions
> All 259 Type II reports claim zero security incidents, zero personnel changes, zero customer terminations, and zero cyber incidents during the observation period, with identical "unable to test" conclusions across every client
> Delve's "US-based auditors" are actually Accorp and Gradient, described as Indian certification mills operating through US shell entities. 99%+ of clients reportedly went through one of these two firms over the past 6 months
> The platform allegedly publishes fully populated trust pages claiming vulnerability scanning, pentesting, and data recovery simulations before any compliance work has been done
> Delve pre-fabricates board meeting minutes, risk assessments, security incident simulations, and employee evidence that clients can adopt with a single click, according to the author
> Most "integrations" are just containers for manual screenshots with no actual API connections. The author describes the platform as a "SOC 2 template pack with a thin SaaS wrapper"
> When the leak was exposed, CEO Karun Kaushik emailed clients calling the allegations "falsified claims" from an "AI-generated email" and stated no sensitive data was accessed, while the reports themselves contained private signatures and confidential architecture diagrams
> Companies relying on these reports could face criminal liability under HIPAA and fines up to 4% of global revenue under GDPR for compliance violations they believed were resolved
> When clients threaten to leave, Delve reportedly pairs them with an external vCISO for manual off-platform work, which the author argues proves their own platform can't deliver real compliance
> Delve's sales price dropped from $15,000 to $6,000 with ISO 27001 and a penetration test thrown in when a client mentioned considering a competitor

[Deezy @d_bcooper56]

@AutismCapital @grok what podcast is this from

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Someone told me:

"Either increase sacrifice or reduce desire"

I can't sleep since then

[BullishRaccoon @neuroglioma]

The part nobody is talking about is Villeneuve doesnt make action movies.. He makes worlds that swallow you whole and then puts action inside them

Blade Runner 2049 bombed at the box office because it was too slow and too smart for mainstream audiences.. Then Dune proved he could do both.. Now imagine that same patience and visual weight dropped into a Bond franchise that has been coasting on formula for decades

Bond films have always been about the spectacle first and the character second.. Villeneuve flips that every single time.. He will make you sit in silence for two minutes watching Bond stare at a wall and somehow that scene will hit harder than any car chase

The real wildcard is the casting.. Him wanting an unknown British actor instead of a big name tells you everything about his approach.. He doesnt want star power competing with the film itself

This could either reinvent the franchise or alienate every casual Bond fan alive.. There is no middle ground with this guy

[Kalshi Film @Kalshi_Film]

In 2 years, we’ll have a James Bond film directed by Denis Villeneuve, who made this scene. We don’t yet realize what a banger it’s going to be.

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

This is how the people drive you to your resort in Jamaica