Dylan Bobsled

I’m terrified

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I’d sell my soul for a chance to play gin rummy with David Tenant

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Twitter is my bread and butter

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Retweet this so Brie Larson sees 🔝🔂

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@percypatrone Hopefully they’re bad enough for me to get a night or two on those warm cell beds

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Feeling bored today, might hand myself in for a crime I didn’t commit just so I can chat to the officers

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All these young buck think they’re down with it but back in my day we really knew how to turn it up a notch

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Just got laid off from my job down the sulphur mines :/

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I want to get an eye exam in the metaverse

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When I have a child, I’m going to make sure I save enough for a deposit for their first house! That being said, one bad night at the bookies very well might change that

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I’m the Dick Cheney of Twitter

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Some of my tweets remind you of your favourite childhood memory but some of my tweets make you battle demons you weren’t ready to face

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Saw Rodney Hibbleton browsing in HMV earlier… now I really have seen it all

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@JohnnyTonsil Not with my mindset I can’t

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If I was a superhero my power would be being kind and understanding towards others :)

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@percypatrone Crikey! That’s a rather enormous number I must say

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Did anyone else just see the size of that crow that just flew by?? That thing was HUGE for a brief second thought it was a pterodactyl

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I’ll admit it’s a bit warm outside today but surely THIS much sweat isn’t normal??

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If you were to see the dance move I’m doing right now I can promise you wouldn’t be able to come up with a name for this move

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Who else listening to Skrillex rn?

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If I tell your girl my slightly below average credit score I know who she’d be leaving with… girls love the Bobsled 🤷🏼‍♂️💥