Don Bread

salty dad #fcknzs

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@rockamring lol

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@Gumbyy_Games I'm a dad btw lol

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@Gumbyy_Games I watched a 4 minute youtube tutorial how to get from ironforge to stormwind

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@only4tendies W

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@sandibachom Kubrick unecpectedly died 3 days after the release 🤭

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@Quin69 enjoy king

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@ThinkMoreYT and the reality further is: nobody cares about AI videos, don't believe anyone who says otherwise 😉

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@ThinkMoreYT wdym why? on paper it looks like your video goes viral and you might think it is, in reality its just inflated/botted numbers from youtube itself and you pay for it. maybe the dopamin rush right at the beginning idk?

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Ja glaub auch, fett

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Immer wieder gibt es Gerüchte über den Gesundheitszustand von Kim Jong-un. Geheimdiensten zufolge, soll der Diktator extrem fett sein. https://t.co/GShGuZf2o8

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@FranzTV_ hoffentlich eincremt der arme

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@acnewsitics or if condoms would had already been invented

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@covie_93 month, it will sustain less than a month..

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@flatsneck480 @HunterBiden shut. the fuck. up.

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@TeaPainUSA Elon Musk: hold my beer.. this fucker is gonna rig it again, isn't he

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@thejohnhugar slob in 1969 (colorized)

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have to repost as an aging millenial as well 😬

[OkieMaga_Patriot46 @Okie_Patriot46]

I need to make a very PUBLIC announcement on behalf of younger GenXers and older Millennials.

If you see someone in their 40s or 50s who seems a little boring now, I need you to understand something...

We already got it in.

Like...GOT. IT. IN.

We are not sitting home on a Friday night because we never knew how to have fun.
We are sitting home on a Friday night because we have seen enough.

We went to parties in houses that should have been condemned and were almost certainly owned by the local drug dealer.

We saw police lights and RAN and not across a nice, flat field.
INTO THE WOODS.

Do you understand the athleticism required to hurdle uprooted tree roots in platform shoes while simultaneously trying to keep your low-rise jeans from sliding completely off your ass?

And somehow...we never spilled the Zima. We never spilled the Boone’s Farm.

That was TALENT.

We slept on floors in strange houses because the designated driver either never showed up or, in a shocking turn of events, was drunker than everybody else.

There was no Uber, Life360 or Find My Friends.
There was just somebody named Mike saying, “I know a shortcut.”

And we FOLLOWED MIKE.

We closed down bars and then decided the night was still young, so we drove to Atlantic City, where we somehow managed to get drunk, sober up, get drunk again, sober up again and then get drunk a THIRD TIME before breakfast.

And according to our parents? We were at Michelle’s house.

Eating pizza and watching movies.

Michelle’s mother unknowingly covered for approximately 17 people every weekend. If there even was a Michelle.

We drank things called Purple Passion, Mad Dog 20/20 and whatever somebody mixed inside a giant plastic garbage can. Nobody asked what was in it. You grabbed a red Solo cup and trusted the process.

We went to clubs until the lights came on. Do you know the psychological damage of seeing a nightclub with the LIGHTS ON? Nothing good happens after those lights come on.

We danced for four straight hours in shoes that permanently altered the structure of our feet.

We made entire plans without cell phones...no texts, dropped pins or group chats...just an extremely questionable sense of direction.

We rode in cars with 11 people when the vehicle legally seated five. Someone was always sitting on someone. Someone was always in the hatchback.
And there was always one friend yelling, “DUCK!” when we passed a cop.

So yes...now we like being home.
We like sweatpants.
We like cancelling plans.
We like saying, “That sounds fun!” with absolutely no intention of attending.
We like restaurants at 5:30 because we can get a good table.
We like being home by 8:17.

And if someone texts at 9:30 PM and says, “What are you doing?”
Sleeping...we are sleeping.

Because this is not boring my friends...this is retirement.

We already played, partied and danced on the bar.
We already ran from the cops through a wooded area dressed like a Spice Girl.

We have stories that cannot be posted because there are still people with careers, marriages and reputations to protect. And thank GOD there were no camera phones.

So kids, when you look at your Gen X and older Millennial parents sitting peacefully on the couch watching Dateline at 8 PM and think:
“God, you guys are boring.”

Sweetheart...oh sweetheart.
You are looking at retired legends.

Put some respect on our names. We're probably the reason Life360 was invented.

xoxoxo (posted from someone else on FakeBook) 🤣 #genx #oldandtired

[Don Bread @d_breado]

I hate @youtube so much. as soon as you start uploading via API, they shadowban you. No matter what. I upload MUSIC, it's not a niche problem or faceless youtube or bad ctr, i have 2 views in 48hrs now after switching to api uploads. i even kept the 10k daily cap.. sucks

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@craff756 @ZacksJerryRig so it is bribery? and further he is never going to pay out anything at all

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@craff756 @ZacksJerryRig they are in control of EVERY branch right now, where is the money 🥹