McCoy

Get it straight ride krooked

[McCoy @D_Coy22]

Crazy how music can take you to another place. Like how this bar is playing Nickleback, so I'm leaving

[McCoy @D_Coy22]

Fuck a charcuterie board. If I’m paying $70 why do I have to assemble my meal like I’m the got dang avengers

[McCoy @D_Coy22]

I just stepped into a time machine

[McCoy @D_Coy22]

@pjc820 @mattswider Same. Got too excited scrolling through the email and bumped the link. Fuck me

[McCoy @D_Coy22]

A girl at work said I was “kinda swaggy” so I’ll be thinking about that for the next 3 years

[B C @elosoblanco69]

Goodnight

[McCoy @D_Coy22]

As a general rule of thumb, don’t engage any European in a conversation about food. You will be fed until they are ready to harvest your fatty tissue

[McCoy @D_Coy22]

@Zephyrthethird Luka, luka, lillard, luka, Irving. OP

[Rads @_radsy]

today wouldn’t be possible if it weren’t for all those motherfuckers

[McCoy @D_Coy22]

Everybody my age is getting married, having babies or putting down payments on a mortgage. Not sure where I was going with this. Good for you guys

[McCoy @D_Coy22]

You can do everything right and still fail, you can do everything wrong and still succeed

[McCoy @D_Coy22]

Life is the same play anywhere you go. The only difference is the back drop and the characters in it.

[McCoy @D_Coy22]

When you’re literally dying but you need this job

[McCoy @D_Coy22]

If the employees at the sperm bank don’t say “get a load of this guy” every time someone walks in they are seriously missing the point

[McCoy @D_Coy22]

What’s up guys is twitter still a thing? I have some fire tweets for yA

[McCoy @D_Coy22]

What if our universe was just a roulette table for intergalactic beings betting on where life would land

[McCoy @D_Coy22]

Hey guys come check out my new video demonstrating the values of our tank monitoring system. Pay attention and you may learn some valuable sales tactics

https://t.co/gd1TShKqel

[McCoy @D_Coy22]

@taaaylorpearson 55 at least

[McCoy @D_Coy22]

Just went to Meijer and bought a half gallon of vodka, sweatpants, a LEGO kit and a Tom petty CD. Should be an interesting night