Dan🤓

George Costanza without the baldness

[Dan🤓 @d_e_pearson]

It baffles me how people will enthusiastically admit things through the tabloids that you wouldn’t be able to waterboard out of me

[Father Ted Quote of the Day @FrTedQOTD]

"July the 19th. Why does that strike me as important?"

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Gene Shalit, who peppered his film reviews with puns and wry wit on NBC’s “Today” show for decades, has died at 100. https://t.co/kLY6a9MiCI

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

When I’m walking in the woods and a little giggling gnome runs past

[Claire MacLeod @ClaireMacLeod42]

This is the best news I’ve seen all week! The St Giles Oxfam bookshop is genuinely the greatest used bookstore in Oxford if not the entire UK. For years, it has become a go-to donation spot for retired academics cleaning out their personal libraries so you can always find delightfully niche material.

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

30 years ago today, Troy McClure starred in the musical “Stop the Planet of the Apes (I Want to Get Off)”.

#TheSimpsons episode “A Fish Called Selma” first aired March 24, 1996.

[_DavidMorrell @_DavidMorrell]

My dear friend & incomparable author Dan Simmons died Saturday from a stroke at age 77. He defied literary norms, exploring historical fiction, horror, crime & other genres. His must-read titles include THE SONG OF KALI & HYPERION. He was one of a kind.
https://t.co/NcBFT4hBc6

[Drake @Letterb0xed]

Giving movies 4 stars on letterboxd is my favorite pastime

[tabitha 🌪️ @sl33p2dreamy]

why does that child look just like orson welles

[Dan🤓 @d_e_pearson]

Oh what a wonderful world it would be to own David Lynch’s wooden block

[Dan🤓 @d_e_pearson]

When I figure out how to use Apple Pay

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

I love this man

[⟡michelle⟡ @classiccinemich]

the perfect photo doesn’t exi-

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

Ooh January 1st! Better get going on those taxes, Neddy!

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1]

Ohh! Will this horrible year never end?

#Simpsons