Long story short, I chop small rice wey cost like school fees and waka comot with fake confidence.
If you see me there, no tell anybody abeg.
This economy no be for the weak. ๐ฉ
Him say:
โWater.โ
Omo.
WATER?? ๐ญ๐ญ
At that point, my village people gather for emergency meeting.
Because how person go dress finish, snap mirror selfie, come restaurant, end up ordering water? ๐ฉ
My bread and akara woman did not come this morning because of public holida. I donโt think she knows sheโs more important to me then the president๐ฅฒ I hate when people donโt know their worth.
This is why I canโt be a politician. See how PO was composed in spite of being rigged out.
Bruh, Iโd be at INEC shouting โMahmoud come outside!!!โ