Doriane Nirina ✨

[thalie vote lfi @cube2bouillon]

le concept en France de pouvoir toucher le chômage quand t'es viré mais pas quand tu démissionnes mdr

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Men. They used it to control women

[InfoGram @_InfoGram_]

🇮🇱Netanyahu: "We’ve survived empires. We don’t fear Turkey."

🇹🇷Erdogan: "What empires? Your country is younger than my Brother." 🤣

[Liza @Li33aaa]

I told my male doctor the pain during sex had gotten so bad I was avoiding intimacy. He told me to “relax more” and that most women just need to “get out of their heads.” I asked if he’d ever told a male patient with erectile dysfunction to just relax and stop overthinking. He looked at his chart. I got a new doctor the next week. Turns out I had a condition that required actual treatment.

[Scorpio Venus @Phil0va]

On a littéralement construit Twitter brique par brique mais les 2000 croient encore qu’ils sont en terrain conquis mdrrr

[zlongz @TheAvatarLang]

“an old person from 1990-1999”

[⭐️⭐️ (en break avec 🇸🇳) @221ddss]

peut être trop bledarde pour laisser ma fille s’assoir sur un homme qui n’est pas son père et surtout en maillot #poupettekenza

[Amethio @champsmagnetik]

Le très féministe Glucksmann qui sacrifie le 20h de sa femme pour faire 5% mdrrrrrrrrr à sa place je le quitterai

[LaurentMT @LaurentMT]

Parce qu'une image vaut mieux que mille mots...

[ein @stylishdawg]

job hunt has taken me to terrible, horrific places

[𝕃'𝔼𝕝ém𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕊𝕦🅿️𝕖𝕣𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕖𝕝 @schacharian]

Petite discussion du lundi au bar du village:
Moi: Me dites pas qu'à la campagne vous êtes pas misogynes à mort!
-N'importe quoi!
-Enfin les gars, ça fait 15 ans que vous m'appelez "la femme du mec au 4X4".
-Ca veut rien dire ça!
- Je suis plus avec lui depuis 8 ans.
-Détail!
- Il a jamais eu de 4X4, c'était les miens.

[NEET @NEETOCRACY]

“Please record a quick 2-minute video to show why you're excited for this role!"

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Europeans realizing ISIS suddenly started to speak Spainsh after Spain spoke up against "Israel"

[The Textman 🇳🇬 @MarchVeryOwn4]

Been to Miami pride and it wasn't as gay as this

[🎧Astro girl🫧 @Amarachukwuuu]

the lady that said “if we agree to lock all the men in the world in one room, one woman will steal the keys and open the door from them” did not lie at all

[Morgan B. ♐️ @_everybodystype]

You let a nigga hit one time and he think it’s a lifetime subscription 😭😭😭

[Dr. Dream Girl🦋 @AimaMoh]

Bought a house together, got her a car, named his boat after her, adopted pets with her, introduced her to his family, had her cooking thanksgiving dinner, called her Mrs. Thompson...

Like damn excuse her for taking his serious signs of commitment seriously lmao

[Sabrina Sirwen @SabrinaSirwen]

Pitié @Revolut, faites au secteur bancaire ce que @free a fait à la téléphonie.

Je propose une première mesure : prêt immobilier sur 25ans à 2,5%. De rien.

[fizzy_movies @Movie_Knight1]

This is hilarious 😂💀