Dylan Pal

part horsegirl, part himbo, all d-pal

[Dylan Pal @d_pal14]

"Put your heels down or daddy's taking away your stirrups for a month"

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

The rats in the Nutcracker literally did nothing wrong. They lived in that house. They waited patiently until everyone went to sleep. It’s not their fault a girl shrunk and entered their magical world.

[Cory Wurtenberger @corywurtnberger]

They need to “Wicked-ify” The Nutcracker. The Rat King’s story deserves to be told

[adi @buwygfiib]

listening to thank goodness from ariana’s perspective instead of glinda’s…

[mary @elaine_stritch]

hey can you come pick me up? I’m at the immersive site-specific Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat theatrical experience and they closed every door to me

[chase @_chase_____]

do u want to hear the good news first or the bad news first? or the weird news? i also have horse news but that can wait

[Chris @citehchris]

you should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

pope leo...

named after debra messing's son in smash

[Ronnie @RonnieKL13]

the conclave is kinda like the jellicle ball if you really think about it

[Dylan Pal @d_pal14]

@lalalovesmusic3 I wish I could say my solution has been sleepy time tea but the real answer is red wine

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

dudes rock

[ryan 𓅉🧬⛓️ #BB28 #DREWTHER @lorde4prez]

lorde after she’s kinda over getting told to throw her hands up in the air

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

we need names like Yves Saint Laurent back wtf is dylan

[joseph @highslip]

You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit

[🐝🏛🐎🛷 @DealSled]

You wouldn’t get it

[edgyalbert @edgyalbert]

U know she’s down bad if she pretends to like your watch

[Pirate Posting 🇵🇸 @pirate_posting]

when I be swabbin da poop deck and see a dead bird: