Sir Carlton of House Banks

Old Dominion Alumnus | Phi Kappa Tau | Keystone Social & Intramural Chair | #RavensFlock

[Mike_Scherr @MikeScherr1]

@minakimes

[Tee Fields @EDCburner]

T’was the night before of Christmas,
game day for the Flock,
when from the front porch,
came a burp and a knock.
I ran to the door,
and no one was there,
but the smell of a skunked
Natty Boh filled the air.

The heart of a raven,
the shape of a panda,
I knew this could only be,
Baltimore Santa.
And when I turned round,
I swear it’s the truth,
He was hitting a mean
Park Heights Strut on the roof.

He wore camouflage cargos,
of purple and black,
An old 52 jersey,
donned on his back,
once Wacko for Flacco,
now lit for Lamar,
he was guzzling egg nog,
straight from the jar.

He ran down the roof,
with a quickening pace,
and tripped on the gutter,
landing right on his face,
“Now KHam, now Roquan,
now Marlon, let’s go!”
“On Flowers, on Bateman,
and LJ the Goat”.

Then he flew off to Houston,
Shouting “Let’s fucking win this”
“And to all a good night,
Merry Charm City Christmas”

#RavensFlock  @Ravens

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Melting Men, by Néle Azevedo, 2005

[Sarah Ellison @sgellison]

I will not celebrate until the clock hits 0:00.

I will not celebrate until the clock hits 0:00.

I will not celebrate until the clock hits 0:00.

I will not celebrate until the clock hits 0:00.

I will not celebrate until the clock hits 0:00.

I will not celebrate until ...

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

In 20 years, history will not look kindly at the fact that it took 1.5 hours of a debate to (briefly) get to climate change.

[Spenny Powers @ravens4dummies]

Faalele isn’t a guard. Put in Cleveland.

[ODU Football @ODUFootball]

Congrats to these 8️⃣ Monarchs on making their 53-Man NFL rosters! 👑🦁

🔗: https://t.co/R8zwIMKhhw

#ReignOn | #RFG | #ODU2NFL

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

I’m 6'5" and actually played baseball. The fact I went to college and got a degree and worked hard might be lost on you. I don’t play backgammon but I do play chess. I could also twist you into a pretzel.

[Dami @TheChelseaWay]

Incredible how entertaining basketball is when it isn't broken up by 50 ads and 400 dance breaks.

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

HAPPY HOLLIDAYS!!!!

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

We should of seen this coming

[Eutaw Street Report @EutawStReport]

"They've gotta go play the Braves, Philles, then Yankees!"

Orioles:

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

FIRED ALL THE WAY UP

[Molly @FSUmollz]

CBS interrupting with Iran/Israel conflict news then back to Masters coverage