Godzilla 🗿

Strong to the finish™🗿

[Godzilla 🗿 @d_wizzy42]

Maturity is realizing no one is coming to save you even your twin brother..

[Godzilla 🗿 @d_wizzy42]

Smoking weed🌿🥦 and watching a movie is crazy because halfway through you stop watching the story and start watching a human being in a costume pretend to be mad at another human being in a costume.
🤣🤣

[Godzilla 🗿 @d_wizzy42]

Real stoners know when it's time to take a tolerance break. We can go days, weeks, or even months without weed. That's when the mullein, peppermint, spearmint, marshmallow root, and other herbs come out to help clean the lungs and body.

[Godzilla 🗿 @d_wizzy42]

Stoners will invent anything except a way to find the lighter. 😭💨

[Godzilla 🗿 @d_wizzy42]

@CrownprinceCom2 Nobody saw the camera man videoing boldly on button phone 🤳

[Godzilla 🗿 @d_wizzy42]

Get some money so you don’t have to be overly humble in situations that don’t even require it

[Godzilla 🗿 @d_wizzy42]

my dad ALWAYS used to tell me “nobody needs to know u smoke”

[Godzilla 🗿 @d_wizzy42]

That cool dude that minds his business that you admire probably smokes weed

[Godzilla 🗿 @d_wizzy42]

Fuck peace. Fuck being soft. Fuck being civil and mature. Be angry.

[Godzilla 🗿 @d_wizzy42]

Don’t forgive anybody ,
Forgiveness is a sin … happy new week !

[Godzilla 🗿 @d_wizzy42]

As a stoner who smokes weed, I've learned one thing weed says, "The high lasts 2 hours, but the evidence lasts a month." You'll feel sober tomorrow... But your urine is still out there snitching for the next 30 days.

[Godzilla 🗿 @d_wizzy42]

If we catch thief this period, we no go loud am, na to gather share wetin him go thief.

[Godzilla 🗿 @d_wizzy42]

sometimes, the nicest people you meet smoke weed, and the most wicked ones go to church.

[Godzilla 🗿 @d_wizzy42]

this “scottish dey cause headache” propaganda is childish btw, weed slander must not be normalized in the stoner community.

[Godzilla 🗿 @d_wizzy42]

Stoners, what’s a low-key symptom of smoking weed that nobody really talks about?
Be honest.

[Godzilla 🗿 @d_wizzy42]

stay wacko

[Godzilla 🗿 @d_wizzy42]

I’ve never see a real stoner that’s a simp.

[Godzilla 🗿 @d_wizzy42]

Why do I smoke weed ?
I do because it help with anxiety and stress, and I will rather have something natural help me than sort of man made pill that has bad side effects and is addicting.

[Godzilla 🗿 @d_wizzy42]

until you’ve enough money to bail yourself, no dey carry igbo waka.

[Godzilla 🗿 @d_wizzy42]

I admit it.😒
I smoke weed💪
I overthink a lot🤧
I like being alone 🤒
I get irritated easily🗣️
I'm always zoning out🕴️
Idgaf almost all the time.🧟