Yinka

[Yinka @d_yinka]

@DoubleEph Obviously, you can’t extrapolate from your house to the entire country. Will still raise a lot more cos high value properties in SE England will see significant increase. Council tax as it is, is regressive. This is one policy I agree with.

[AJAC @AJA_Cortes]

Voice notes are popular in countries where time has no value and productivity is low

[Pascal-Emmanuel Gobry @pegobry_en]

By contrast, a message takes more effort to compose, but less effort to receive. It’s more considerate.

In civilized societies, considerate gestures are valorized and inconsiderate gestures are stigmatized.

In fact you could argue that’s the definition of civilization.

[Pascal-Emmanuel Gobry @pegobry_en]

Civilized people hate voice notes because they’re inherently rude. A voice note is easy to send but hard to receive, since one must interrupt oneself and listen. To send someone a voice note is to say "My time is more valuable than yours." It’s insulting.

[Yinka @d_yinka]

@NateSilver538 You realise £50k is life changing for a lot of people in the UK, right? Obviously the choice depends on the
utility of £50k to you. Even you, if the choice becomes guaranteed £50m or a 50% chance to win £1bn, you’re most likely not flipping that coin.

[Yinka @d_yinka]

Your response is the staggering one. Does Utility get taught anymore?

[Andrew Woodman @AndrewWoodman]

This is a staggering finding. Does probability get taught anymore?

[Dr Ally Louks @DrAllyLouks]

They’ve introduced the acronym SHAPE (Social Sciences, Humanities, and Arts for People and the Economy) due to the success of STEM and it doesn’t really work because “women in SHAPE” sounds like a comment on our bodies.

[Hazel Appleyard @HazelAppleyard]

Sorry I laughed too hard at this

[Pavy @Pavyworld]

My favorite Jay Z song post 2000 will forever be “Excuse Me Miss” cause he said he had 2 dishwashers. I’ve seen a lot of things, I ain’t never seen a crib with TWO dishwashers.

[͏ ‏ً @Motee_1]

you got one more bro? it’s urgent

[Yinka @d_yinka]

First time I used Heathrow car park as I was flying out and back same day, I forgot I had my car at the car park when I landed. I was halfway home before I remembered.

[tobiloba @tobiaro_]

Mistakenly went to Stansted airport when my flight is actually at Gatwick. Happy Monday!! 😀😀😀😀😀

[Yinka @d_yinka]

Of course you left out the fact that the affected homes are listed properties for which you’d have needed prior approval before the installation. Most homes in U.K can install aircon without any restriction.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

A London climate change event on adapting to extreme heat has been cancelled due to extreme heat.

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

Total devastation in Venezuela following a powerful earthquake. Up to 100,000 people are feared dead.

Pray for them, they didn’t deserve this.

[Iceland Cricket @icelandcricket]

You will get much more stable ownership here, Larry, and we can offer you a mentoring role related to our men's national cricket team. And fresher fish.

[𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐒.🧸 @chelszzn]

Chowdeck is asking me to prove I’m human.
shey robot dey chop eba ?

[taco belle @animalologist]

“recreationally miserable” is going to spread, what a useful term she just coined

[M. @ThvnderCat]

They have apparent vices, we’ve just been conditioned to think they’re not vices. Religious psychosis for one has to be a vice

[Yinka @d_yinka]

They know how to queue, it’s just lack of consequences. I was at the Nigerian embassy in London once when the queueing system was disrupted. Few hours later, I went to a nearby McDonald’s, and it was full of same Nigerians from the embassy all orderly queuing to order.

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

Nigerians HATE queuing. They just hate seeing a line. Just queue! You won’t die! Very disorganized set of people

[Blair Dulder CPA™ 🧃 @runaway_vol]

germans be like: of course i have a sense of humor you have just failed to declare your statement a joke