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I make videos, play games and complain about capitalism too much.

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@ClarissaDeLune It usually just makes them dig in their heels. That taboo fantasies are common doesn't make them think sex positive/kink friendly people are less weird, just that society is even more messed up than they think, and the need for legislation is even greater.

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@Srirachachau Has to be Paul McCartney if only because he's alive to react to it and it would have higher expectations than the Ringo film.

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@tragic_endings_ I do love this idea that Men created patriarchy so it's totally fine for women to support it. Childish logic

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@SkylerB97 In the 8 albums he's put out since The Eminem Show, you could probably compile all of his listenable songs into a 12 track compilation album, scrap the rest, and nothing would really be lost.

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@Gryffix There are a LOT of women here who expect this, yes. The US is still very socially conservative.

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I'll be real, Lanterns has burnt me out on super hero stuff. I'm tired of engaging with cynical Hollywood productions that just boil stories down to their tropes and reassemble them into substanceless gunk. I need to start watching real movies again.

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@DamnitBiggie Well see, it's not a crime drama, it's a character drama about dealing with trauma and ambition. Oh, that all sucks too? Nevermind.

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@ibuwankenobi There are a LOT of people that think "characters talking a lot" = good writing. They are just as dumb as people who will hate a movie because it doesn't have enough explosions, but a million times more pretentious.

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@shin_kale_rider It's a show that wants to be like The Sopranos or Succession, but can't fully commit to the central characters being unlikable and their desire for power being misguided. It just makes the show incoherent when it turns around and says these people are supposed to be heroes.

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@shin_kale_rider Same. I thought him giving up the ring in episode 5 made a lot of sense, gave him an actual arc and directly confronted the themes the show was invoking. It exists in the DCU though, so he has to regress and choose the ring, and it's treated as a triumph instead of a tragedy.

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@orbital_haze There's a shit ton of people on here that constantly talk about The Sopranos

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@NobleQAli Someone watching a Green Lantern show and wanting to see Green Lantern stuff is not particularly odd. Someone watching a Green Lantern show and wanting it to be absent of Green Lantern stuff is utterly perplexing.

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@NobleQAli I may not agree with superhero fans who can't enjoy an adaption if it gets the costume wrong, but that perspective makes infinitely more sense to me than ostensible superhero fans who can't enjoy an adaption if it gets the costume right

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@joniniplo Divorce would have actually moved the characters forward at least, but that's really the crux of the issue. Editorial doesn't want him as a divorcee in his 30s, he has to be a bachelor in his 20s. It's not enough for him to no longer be married, he has to never have been married

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@jared_hartless @clkmotsmlvlle Ok. John actively covered up his murder. He has no leg to stand on here

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@Bluechesselucci @clkmotsmlvlle Sure, his "not my jurisdiction" mentality is cold, but John is the last person who is allowed to judge him for that when he actively covered up Hal's murder.

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@MarrloEd The "people just want key jangling" sentiment is so bizarre when the show only does key jangling. It will reference Mogo, Carol Ferris has a cameo, they talk about Oa, but none of them have an actual presence in the narrative. It's wholly uninterested in GL outside of references.

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@cafe_crow_ His plan to get the ring in order to solve the murder because he believed in justice for Hal at all costs was kind of interesting, but him letting the murderer go free really recontextualizes it as just grave robbing lol

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@khaliltooshort I thought the plan to get a hold of the ring was clever in the context of using it to investigate Hal's death, but it ends up just being grave robbing and making himself an accessory to murder. Very weird narrative choice for a character that's supposed to be a hero.