darius cope

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[lizard @itsmelizard]

Lost his wife and one year old daughter in a car accident when he was a senator & continued to serve our country. Lost his son to brain cancer as Vice President & continued to serve our country. Biden isn’t exactly someone I’d call mentally weak, but ok president twitter fingers https://t.co/6anjztEYcK

[darius cope @daRAWRius]

All I want is a hot shower with great acoustics👨🏽‍🎤 🚿

[darius cope @daRAWRius]

Universe, are trying to give me a sign, or am I reading too far in between the lines? 🧐

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

You will never end abortion. You will only end safe abortions. https://t.co/nJgWPt3lYr

[darius cope @daRAWRius]

American Red Cross: Hello, this is the American Red Cross, and your bloo- Me: I am gay. American Red Cross: Have a great day.

[darius cope @daRAWRius]

SZA helping me start my year off right 🙌🏽 why didn’t I listen to her sooner

[kya @softsadsatan]

it’s illegal to be LGBT in 70+ countries and punishable by death in 10+ of them, so please, shut the fuck up https://t.co/EvbG3wAxNs

[darius cope @daRAWRius]

OF COURSE I would get strep when it’s finals week 🙃

[relatable @byreIatable]

When you're already in the Christmas spirit but you remember you've got finals coming up

[darius cope @daRAWRius]

Tells barber to fade sides and cut half the length on top. Instead, barber buzzes entire head and leaves me looking like a mole rat. Thanks.

[darius cope @daRAWRius]

When your morning class is cancelled so you can sleep in that much more 🙌🏽

[darius cope @daRAWRius]

Can I get a cup of coffee with two shots of motivation? Please and thank you. 🙂

[darius cope @daRAWRius]

@CameronDepew just gave me a ticket to see @HillaryClinton. Best.Friend.Ever.

[darius cope @daRAWRius]

Exams are done, papers are typed, stress is temporarily relived lol let fall break begin! 🍂

[darius cope @daRAWRius]

Nothing like feeling the mental exhaustion after completing a 6 page paper 🙃 now to hope for a good grade lol

[relatable @byreIatable]

In college any "free time" you have is actually just you procrastinating

[darius cope @daRAWRius]

*opens email in hopes that class gets cancelled. Instead opens email to professor assigning more homework