SpecialChimp

Politically homeless because joining either cult is the problem !
On a solo mission to liberate the rainbow from the Alphabet people.

[SpecialChimp @Da__Chimp]

@HunterBiden @SleepyManny If Hunter ran for President in 2028, I'd be first in line to cast my vote. #Hunter2028

[SpecialChimp @Da__Chimp]

@LarsThorsell Yzerplan is entering year 8 and you guys are still bragging about guys named Kasper, Danielson, Finnie and Plante like they're the second coming of Datsyuk and Zetterberg. You should add Drapers kid to your list too 🤡👉😃

Delusion is a hell of a drug.

[Jim Costa @JimCosta_]

Dylan Larkin is the only one to hold Yzerman accountable for his failed rebuild

#LGRW

[SpecialChimp @Da__Chimp]

@jimmy2shot @JeffMossDSR Chris maximizes margins while Mike chased championships. LCA has the energy of an office park and so many ads that I'm waiting for a Meijer logo next to the the toilet bowls, this flush brought to you by Meijer's. 🤣

[SpecialChimp @Da__Chimp]

@Say_JB_247 @JimCosta_ No kidding he wasn't a goal scorer. Maltby's entire legacy is being the highest-paid doorman in Detroit history. 🤣👉🤡

[SpecialChimp @Da__Chimp]

@JeffMossDSR You posted terrible take two months ago and you're still proud of it? What a genius. 🤣 Quick, #RedWings get Stevie on the phone, Jeff Moss is having another online meltdown over Draper and threatening to stay mad. 🤣

You’re the last person who should be calling people idiots.

[SpecialChimp @Da__Chimp]

@Say_JB_247 @JimCosta_ Maltby never cracked 15 goals on an elite team. he could be replaced with one of jerry's kids. 🤣 Larkin’s era makes Yzerman's worst years look like a vacation. Yzerstench missed 4 playoffs in 22 years as a player; Larkin has missed 10 -- 7 under the leadership of Stevie Harkness

[SpecialChimp @Da__Chimp]

@971theticketxyt Someone who gets it. Say it louder for people in the overflow 🤣

At this point, if #Kane, #DeBrincat, and #Seider aren’t actively treating their phones like a 911 call to get the hell out of town, they're gluttons for punishment.

[SpecialChimp @Da__Chimp]

@JeffMossDSR I guarantee Larkin doesn’t even know you exist, let alone give a shit about your irrelevant opinion.

[SpecialChimp @Da__Chimp]

@Justin_Satawa DeBrincat keeps the Red Wings in purgatory is easily the dumbest thing I’ve read today on X. Imagine looking at this roster and deciding the 30-goal scorer is the anchor dragging them down.

Steve "Harkness" Yzerman is keeping the Wings in Purgatory. 👉🤡

[SpecialChimp @Da__Chimp]

@Say_JB_247 @JimCosta_ Any bystander could wear the "C" with Bowman's stacked Detroit roster. Even Maltby got 4 rings and his job was opening the bench door. 🤣

Scott Stevens captaining a mediocre '95 Devils team to a 4-0 sweep over the Wings is an underrated leadership achievement.

[SpecialChimp @Da__Chimp]

@RitchieEmmons @NHL_Muse If ownership is handcuffing him, why stay in Detroit and ruin your reputation ? I doubt he’s hurting for cash.

More likely reality: his Tampa success was just a product of the right chemistry of ownership, scouts and office staff, after Steve left Tampa Bay they went on a tear.

[SpecialChimp @Da__Chimp]

@RitchieEmmons @NHL_Muse True but the real tragedy is that after the Ghost and Walman debacles, my stupid sarcasm is "maybe" two weeks ahead of Yzerman's actual presser.

If Washington decided Pierre-Luc Dubois' cap hit was a problem, I'd expect Yzerman to light up Patrick's cell.😃

[SpecialChimp @Da__Chimp]

@JeffMossDSR The projection is hilarious. You're a low-IQ hockey 🤡 who can't read a stat sheet. When Harkness let Sprong walk, he put up 43 points-KHL was years later. Mantha 20-goal season with the Caps before injuries hit, including a torn ACL later. Ghost had a 50-pt season Fucking Retard

[SpecialChimp @Da__Chimp]

@JeffMossDSR Which Prospects ? 🤣

When Larkin escapes Steve Harkness's circus, DL is a lock for 50. Yzerman literally PAID a 2nd-round pick to dump Walman so he could play top minutes, and let a 18-goal Sprong walk, then there is Ghost and Mantha.

Yzerman is the problem.

[SpecialChimp @Da__Chimp]

@HockeyWithDevin Oh another learning experience ☝

[SpecialChimp @Da__Chimp]

@realtimsharp You forgot @HunterBiden with @SStricklandMMA as his running mate.

The debates would be pure pay-per-view material.

[SpecialChimp @Da__Chimp]

@woodwardsports @Justin_Satawa @Spenmorax

[Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ Toxic Monkey Smitty 🇺🇸 MAGA 🍄 @smith89728]

@TheRealThelmaJ1 Retard 🤡😂😂😂