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@lofiqueen heheheHEHEHEHE

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if i cry because of something bc supervisor said i count that as time clocked in

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the “battle against mental health” line always sends me

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men wearing tight jean shorts that are a little rolled up on the bottom is an epidemic in europe and there’s no way to fix it

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

listen. we cannot kill this fucking pig. there’s a spider nearby who keeps writing things in her web and they seem to be friends

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a young child started started speaking spanish to me and i panicked more than that one time a police officer yelled at me

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old catalan ladies at bus stops are the only reason i haven’t left my phd

[Seven Rasmussen @toomanyspectra]

this is the only kind of academic interaction I would like to receive going forward

[Batgator @PyreauxB]

Middle-aged Midwesterners are their own species. They're known for instinctively try to turn anything into a casserole like a beaver building a dam over a speaker playing the sound of running water. Just look what Chicagoans did to pizza.

[Zachary Piona @Zachpiona]

i can’t wait to have maybe like one too many drinks with a UFO and we like go back to their place and idk nvm haha

[GL @gldivittorio]

SSDI payments aren't determined on need, they're based on prior income. If you were ever a stay at home parent or are young, good luck. Neither disability nor a whopping 35% tax rebate on healthcare premiums help with upfront cancer cost leading 51% of patients to take on debt¹⁷

[GL @gldivittorio]

Pharma's justification for price gouging is ~innovation~ but drug monopolies result in the opposite. Not only are high prices still tacked on drugs made with tax-funded research⁹ but increases don't correlate with advancements & discourage access to existing life-saving drugs¹⁰

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@jerseyphysicist hoping we get some weird trees in like 50 years

[Stream Don’t Leave Me On The Dancefloor @Neil_McNeil]

If you’re still looking for ways to support the WGA/SAG-AFTRA strike, consider purchasing something off the wishlist to be delivered to the picket lines. https://t.co/4TWhuIeR2w

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love getting a tinder match when i’m getting ready in the morning, like boy what are you doing up at 8:30 AM swiping through tinder

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going down a very touristy street and one of the guys who tries to lure tourists into their restaurant made eye contact with me and pointed at his menu (i am on a bus and i still motioned no thank you)