david 🌷💀⏳

I already have enough friends, but thanks for asking ♐︎🌞 ♊︎🌜 ♌︎⛅️ (he/him)

[david 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaaaave_h]

Everything is a UFO if you’re bad at identifying things

[Yuan Yi Zhu @yuanyi_z]

Labour can't be trusted on defence.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

He might be the "bad boy" of entertainment, but Sean Combs will forever be a New York City kid who made good. He's given so much back to his roots, and every move he makes is proof that hustle pays off.

Enjoy your key to the city, @Diddy!

[david 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaaaave_h]

Once you’ve said “counterfactual” you’ve already won the argument

[𝑔ⓗᵒ𝓈ᵗ𝐟𝐑𝐔ιᵗ𝕊 @GHOSTFRUITS]

u been mad ever since i got snake powers

[lily @c0wgirlonline]

brass monkey that fucking monkey

[ポス鳥「ジョージ＝コクム」（森に入ったのですが怪物もおらず、ポス鳥だけがいました。赤字貿易経営者！ @_596_]

アップル社の新作発表された後、
クリエイターの方が、こういうのあったらっていう、
なんか作品アップロードされてたな。

人によっては、アレなんだろうけど。
フォロワーさんたち、
こういうの見慣れているから大丈夫か。

[david 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaaaave_h]

@itsamegabeo diy time

[Letty @borntopiss]

call me haitian the way i be eating her cat

[Figs From Plums @FigsFromPlums]

Daria Chernyshova

[Q ™️ @QTHESTORMM]

⚠️⚠️⚠️ WARNING: IF YOU HAVENT DONE SO ALREADY, BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW !!!

BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW.

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Sometimes I like to put the bidet on hot and medium spray, and just scroll

[𝐬𝐨𝐯 ᯓ ✈︎ @sovietsoleri]

A diver rises from the ooze with an intact Maya jar, perhaps a thousand years old. Photographed by Luis Marden, 1959.

[david 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaaaave_h]

People are sleeping on artichokes 😒

[Une Muse @Litteraliste]

"Innocent, such a love?
Not doubt like a hungry feline."
Nicolás Gómez Dávila

[david 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaaaave_h]

A legume can give you a real “leg-up” in making a nutritious meal

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

nothing quite like pulling up a heavy hitter on wikipedia, WWII or The Renaissance or China, and just tucking in for the long haul

[david 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaaaave_h]

@crow_artist Gray owls!

[🦤 Crow Artist 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🪺 @crow_artist]

Giveaway time! To celebrate my new book, I'm giving away thr full set of 4 books plus a jackdaw sketchbook! To enter just follow, retweet and comment your favourite bird. Ends 12th Sept.