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[tommmm. @awildtom]

Hands up if you’re also at the age when you know you’re just never going to be able to retire

[Progress Bar 2026 @ProgressBar202_]

2025 is 100% complete! Thank you all so much for following, and I hope you have a nice 2026.

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

IS PHAN REAL? one of the biggest conspiracies in the history of the internet - we're gonna talk about it https://t.co/co4EINP3oM

[kira ꕤ ⁸¹ @11PrettyGirlAve]

whoever’s tuned into my airpods I’m sorry but we’re listening to the same song 10 more times get into it

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

And to my children I leave 127 open tabs on safari

[R🥷 @rad1sharif]

So tempted to do the £99 mystery holiday but i just know with my luck they will probs send me to ukraine

[alfie @alfienxo]

Sorry i didn't text you back i was pretending i didn't see it and i ended up actually forgetting

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

If you know, you know.

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

hi, pre-k teacher here. no need to worry nancy, it’s in our curriculum to cover all the letters eventually. this week we’re working on S-T-F-U

[trash jones @jzux]

can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses

[sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ @superTV247]

It’s the first Wednesday of 2025 without The Traitors

[Kiki 🧘🏼‍♀️ @kikipeckham]

Probably the best representation for myself I’ve ever seen on screen I’m ngl x #thetraitors

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Today is World Introvert Day.

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

-Jeffrey Dahmer

[bae❀ @baebaewest]

in this current climate so many people needed to hear this right now. this was a truly emotional and touching moment #DragRaceUK

[bae❀ @baebaewest]

I’m not crying you are😭
This was such a beautiful moment #DragRaceUK