David Abensur

[cami @R0SUBY]

la canicule m’a tellement trauma que je continue à regarder la météo toutes les heures par automatisme et peur

[adele 🐈‍⬛ @bbyunicorntears]

fool me once thats it im killing myself

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

Constantly saying “long story short” with absolutely no intention of shortening the story whatsoever

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

Damn New York is amazing right now last night Mamdani tucked me in and brought me some sleepytime tea.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You're in hell. You're staying with one of those families that seemingly never eats. They skip breakfast. Lunch rolls around and everyone says, “I'm not really hungry.” There are no snacks anywhere. Then they don't eat dinner until like 8PM.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

It blows my mind every day how this society operates under the lie that there isn't enough. We throw away tons of food, we have more empty houses than homeless people, and our landfills are full of clothing and furniture.

[. @playboicurrryy]

why do baby clothes have pockets they have no money or goals

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Just remembered they used to pick ONE MOVIE on planes and we all had to watch it TOGETHER😭😂

[Sammy J Jonah Jameson @SammyJReacts]

Do NOT take this home. I repeat, do NOT take this home

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

It’s fascinating that giving to charities is considered noble and praiseworthy but creating a society that doesn't require charity is considered socialist and bad.

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

i'm no expert on overthrows but shouldn't they be keeping this secret

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Sometimes you're eating a salad and it feels like it's never going to end

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

What’s wrong with being the minority? Are minorities treated like second class citizens or something?

[Zy @ZyMazza]

Don't worry about it. The Chinese also invented gunpowder, and then literally didn't invent guns because they were using it for fireworks. They love fireworks. They will always use technology for fireworks. They can't help themselves.

[Bashley 🏳️‍⚧️ @thereal_bustin]

i was just thinking that

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.

[teen vampire, aged 40 @witchesflight]

Happy Father’s Day to my dad. A few years back, I got an awful haircut and I was crying about it, and he came into my room and said “u have no idea how easy your life is. Do you know how hard it was for black female scientists in the 50s/60s?” (He just watched Hidden Figures)

[Rituparna Chatterjee @MasalaBai]

I saw a reel where a woman said "where are the trad wives who are 40, 50 years old? Why aren't they making these barefoot in the kitchen videos? Why is it always a 20 something year old?" Every woman knows the answer.

[Jostein Hauge @haugejostein]

The Iranian football team is only allowed to arrive in the US 24 hours before their matches and required to leave shortly after — despite all their matches being played in the US.

Imagine if this had happened to a North American or European team. There would be outrage. But in this situation, FIFA simply shrugs.

FIFA is a pathetic excuse for an international football organisation.

[Zach Lowy @ZachLowy]

FIFA had no right putting a two-hour gap between Germany-Ivory Coast and Ecuador-Curaçao. What do they expect me to do, spend time with my family?