Kushagra Srivastava

Lala, Doctor, Memer, Moody, Musician, Panchayati, Cameraman, Friend, Awesome.

[Kushagra Srivastava @DaactarLala]

Human biologist will find the sweetest food and name the most disgusting thing after it.

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That lowkey Vidhayak feeling when you put a WhatsApp status to wish people with your low resolution picture and credentials in a font larger than your actual MD exam score.

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Agar uski kamar pe haath rakhne ki umar me doosre ke kamar ka naada kheech ke usme ICD bag phasa rahe ho toh Doctor ho tum.

[Kushagra Srivastava @DaactarLala]

What if we start Metformin fortified Chai and solve all the problem?

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Frido: Creating a problematic solution to a problem that I didn’t even know was a problem after all.

P.S.- Ghusa do mere pichwade me 4 takiye.

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Who called it Obs and Gynae not
'Peak Female Content'.

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Girls who were all then - “Yaar ye shaadi waadi humse nahi ho payegi”

are all now

“Ye waala ASMC mere sasural ke paas padega.”

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@IRCTCofficial I am travelling from Lucknow to New Delhi train no. 82501 EC 2 coach no.
Excellent service by the staff.

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I identify myself as a Final year PG resident.
My pronouns are Sorry/Sir.

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Talk dirty to me, she said so I asked her baba balgam gaadha nikalta hai ki patla?

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Posts like these make me regret why don’t we wipe our ass with paper!
#RGKarMedicalCollegeHospital

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Apparently the word Mamta translates to Motherly Love.

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#INDvsENG2024 #T20WorldCup
Yuvraj Singh banna hai inko!
Shivam Dubey Axar Patel

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Sending an Intern/JR-1 to the blood bank.
Residency using Impact Player rule before it was cool.

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Triage in other countries:
Red > Yellow > Green > Black

Triage in India:
Hum staff hain yahan > Red > Yellow > Green > Black

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6 places to visit before you die:

1. CCM
2. CCU
3. MICU
4. RMICU
5. RICU
6. TVU

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@makemytrip @makemytripcare
Very poor customer support you people have provided me with.
Made a cancellation after getting an assurance by the hotelier and still I have not been refunded.
No reverting back to my mails.
@tourismgoi

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Jitne score nahi usse zyada toh blood pressure ho gaya hai!

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Apparently the idea of UPI Lite came after seeing the stipend of the Interns.
Kyuki No pin for small payments.

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Kabhi kabhi toh lagta hai Dream branch ke naam pe Pyaasi chudail waale sapne sach hue hain!