DokkaebiMcBoy

@DaddyMcBoy 's NSFW account

18+ only, he/him, Pansexual

flirt away but ask before you RP
gifts are fine but also ask first

[DokkaebiMcBoy @Daaddymcboy]

See something you like, cutie~?

art courtesy of @AlexYoshirama (alt versions in comments)

[DokkaebiMcBoy @Daaddymcboy]

@delusionalracis @VValtzy_ The phrase all art is political doesn't fucking mean "all art has explicit political messages

It's more am acknowledgement that art, as a product of humans, is also a product of all the facets of said humans, their politics and lived experiences inform their will to create

[DokkaebiMcBoy @Daaddymcboy]

@Sinister_Sophia It could be, but the state has monopolized violence for fear it would be leveraged against then in order to improve society

This is one of the unfortunate side effects

[DokkaebiMcBoy @Daaddymcboy]

>mfw I go the the local eugenics clinic and they expect me to have good genetics to spread

[Sex Haver @banterrealism]

Guys there’s genuinely a height requirement of 5’9” minimum to donate sperm. Holy blackpill

[DokkaebiMcBoy @Daaddymcboy]

@FKA14421847 @JunkyardPretzel @RebeccaTucker85 Namely in the sense that he is only ever cast in *short* roles

Its exceptionally rare that Peter dinklage shows up on screen and his height is not explicitly alluded to either in jokes or through the role of the character he is playing

[DokkaebiMcBoy @Daaddymcboy]

@FKA14421847 @JunkyardPretzel @RebeccaTucker85 Aight I forgot his little ass yeah, still though he kinda proves the point

Peter dinklage is a short man in Hollywood, a midget in fact

He is living proof that Hollywood treats men under a certain height as if they are a separate category of actor regardless of talent

[DokkaebiMcBoy @Daaddymcboy]

@JunkyardPretzel @RebeccaTucker85 Joe Rogan isn't an actor retard, he's a podcast host and UFC commentator

You wanna try again? "Lil gup"?

[DokkaebiMcBoy @Daaddymcboy]

@JunkyardPretzel @RebeccaTucker85 So name ONE

[DokkaebiMcBoy @Daaddymcboy]

People like this live out their daily lives the same way a toddler does

Like yes, it's simple to be annoying and piss people off

Most of us stop experimenting with that when we're like 4

[Ben Sadfleck @BenSadfleck]

Dear lord ragebaiting artists is really that easy

[DokkaebiMcBoy @Daaddymcboy]

@itscozy63 @_Omegon_ When my niece is upside down on the couch and I have to call the Olympics because she's a fucking breakdancing genius now

[DokkaebiMcBoy @Daaddymcboy]

@muttgirlfriend @viviglittr @crownedroi Are you retarded?

[DokkaebiMcBoy @Daaddymcboy]

How did it work out with Iran again?

And thats a country with worse technology, less wealth, and no preexisting knowledge about doctrine

An invasion of Canada would lower the average American life expectancy at the national level

[MIKE 🆅🅴🆁🆂🅰🅲🅴 🗣💨 @RealMikeVersace]

Nobody is actually dumb enough to think it wouldn’t take the U.S. more than 2–3 days, tops, to take full control of our country, is there?

[DokkaebiMcBoy @Daaddymcboy]

This tweet is good and comes from a well meaning place that understands we have some uncomfortable things to discuss about sex dynamics

However

If I'm hitting it and they look back and ask "you ok?" I'm shooting myself with the gun while im still inside

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Headspace checks, too. I’ll occasionally pause & murmur something like “You okay?” or “Tell me how you’re feeling” and get the same sequence of reactions that suggest other women haven’t been bothering to do it, which definitely puts a visible flash of abstracted fury in my eyes.

[DokkaebiMcBoy @Daaddymcboy]

@verachte You post and reply constantly to and about the USA

your last 6 or so posts are all about the us or Trump

Also you're a pedophile

[DokkaebiMcBoy @Daaddymcboy]

For the duration of the entire movie btw and it can't ever be mentioned except by the protagonist, everyone else can't see the dick and its the new plot of the movie

[DokkaebiMcBoy @Daaddymcboy]

Left out the part that it was complete dogshit lmao

I think Zootopia was bad, but it was bad in a kids movie kinda way

Goat is just kinda shit in its heart

I still think it should have had an 18+ rating and one of the characters, any one of them but just one, has his dick out

[☁️ @_maxwellhaus]

Gonna' argue the reason Goat didn't hit the furry community like Zootopia did was because it was largely black in culture and had no canines the white majority fandom want to fuck or be fucked by.

[DokkaebiMcBoy @Daaddymcboy]

Shoe? I meant show

I will now evaporate

[DokkaebiMcBoy @Daaddymcboy]

You, Twitter user

Are you a:

1. Air conditioning poster

2. A circus shoe arguer

3. Parasocially invested jn Europeans vacationing in the US

Because it seems like everyone is one of the three lately and nothing fucking else at all

[DokkaebiMcBoy @Daaddymcboy]

@AmericasJester @GarfieldFan998 You're retarded

Cis is the opposite of Trans

Both come directly from Latin, you really are a fucking American clown

[DokkaebiMcBoy @Daaddymcboy]

Well whether yoy should or not

You do now so either deal with the effects of climate change (which European ls have accelerated because they love coal so much)

Or shut the fuck up

"On principal it shouldn't be hot!'

Well it's fucking hot anyways!

[FortIS 🇪🇺 @FortIS_55]

The American mind cannot comprehend that IT SHOULDN'T BE THAT HOT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
"JuSt geT An AC" YOU SHOULDN'T NEED AC IN EUROPE

[DokkaebiMcBoy @Daaddymcboy]

@muglust_AD @Lethal_0000 "Get your insides stretched" and the dick is below average lmaoooooooo