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leo ☼ houston

[cj- @cjnieI]

Well… is it true

[colin @bonyromo]

I don’t really want to go out tonight but what if my next multi year situationship is out there

[ALÖW ✦ @ayoitsalow]

outing myself in the men’s restroom by washing my hands

[Andrew 'Salté Boi' Kang @TheSaltShaker_]

The funniest part of watching Pokemon Worlds is seeing 10 year old kids get interviewed and they’ll drop phrases like “hard trick room” and “32 attack adamant Garchomp.” Like you should not know this, you should be pressing blast burn against the E4 with your overleveled Emboar.

[isa @elisaposting]

girls be like "i needed this" and it's just a weekend of abusing substances with their best friends

[nat ☆ @natsinctrl]

going on dates w a bttm cus attraction transcends sexual positions

[Startboii (COMMS OPEN) @Startboii1]

It really is pick up the weights or the wigs…

[Dallas ✨ @Dallycatxo]

Ditto at the daycare:

[tess @tessiconic]

EDC is just seeing every person you’ve ever met in your life but you’re only allowed to talk to them for 20 seconds

[a @boopyape]

Do not come to Brazil. You WILL be the ugliest on here. DO NOT COME TO BRAZIL.

[david @daaivd]

rio outfits 💚🇧🇷🏝️

[david @daaivd]

@feelingheld i’m obsessed 🧎🏾‍♂️🧎🏾‍♂️

[Vivian @suchnerve]

a man on his own could be a contemplative highbrow intellectual, but get him together with his buddies and suddenly he’s oogaboogamaxxing

[D ⭐️ @dgloforeva]

love bombing works on me cuz i feel like that’s exactly how U should be acting towards me

[keely ⚡️ @ElectriKeely]

actually it's this

[ホ森 ᴴᴼᴹᴼᴿᴵ @ho_mori]

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