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party

[Dan @daanikagaunt]

mommy doesn’t get drunk she has fun

[sinister @eelliixxiirrr]

feel like i could grab a bullet mid air if i really locked in

[whalefact @awhalefact]

“i asked chatgpt” well i asked a whale and she said “OOooOooOOOOoo
oOooo” and then sank a yacht

[conar @subtoconnorpls]

well great. It’s official. They’re killing me with hammers

[tex @texmeplease]

it never occurs to me that there are people inside other cars they’re just cars to me move you red bitch

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Your secret is safe with me until I drink a margarita

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

When I was a Baby the first words I said were Please Kill me Now

[miri @eggoslug]

I got that deer in me im going to jump in front of your car

[¿ @umlarp]

cut my life into peaches

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Letting my dad sleep in for a little on Father’s Day before I call him and ask for money

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[blaire @pissshit90001]

boyfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore! busy with my TWITTER

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime

[cheyenne @cheyeyeyeyey]

Please stop announcing the Northern Lights will be visible if they will not be visible to me.

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

#absentdaughterfigure

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

The little 30 year old that could

[ྀི @hrtindica]

i’m not clearing up rumors anymore yes i’m insane fear me

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

if you ever feel safe just remember im out there

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

Sorry for acting weird and off putting, i only did that because I am both of those things

[Neet @neet_sol]

please hesitate to reach out to me

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

sorry i cant :( i have to do my laundry and then walk around for 6 hours