david arnold

Part time comedian, will work for peanuts NOT penis (just wanted to clarify that after a horrible mix up at an earlier gig)

[david arnold @daavidarnold]

@FrankOnTheRadio my wife rescues discarded Henry’s

[david arnold @daavidarnold]

Congratulations to India for a successful landing on the moon, their astronauts have confirmed the lunar surface is made of ghee #Chandrayaan3 #MoonLanding #spacerace

[david arnold @daavidarnold]

Bloody snowflakes!

[david arnold @daavidarnold]

Here we go again again! #Trump2024 #MAGAGA

[david arnold @daavidarnold]

I found out where Donald Trump gets his hair done!

[david arnold @daavidarnold]

God Rest our Queen ♥️

[david arnold @daavidarnold]

enter here: https://t.co/oYdWX1G0vn

[david arnold @daavidarnold]

🏈 I’m in with a chance to win tickets to the 2022 @NFLUK London Games at @SpursStadium thanks to La-Z-Boy! Enter for your chance to win.

#nfllzbuk #bestseats https://t.co/oYdWX1G0vn

[david arnold @daavidarnold]

I’m not sure about the new mens range of underwear @marksandspencer

[Alf!! - Comedian @whoelsebutalf]

🎶 Say it ain't so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home

[david arnold @daavidarnold]

@JonWagstaffe Such a tough one, he tries to be good but vigilantism is dangerous and whilst I appreciate the death of his parents has had a big impact on him I’m not sure taking the law into his own hands is the right thing to do.

[david arnold @daavidarnold]

How to get your penalty notice out of the news? Let’s send immigrants to Rwanda! Mind blowing from the government?! Sparple indeed

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘sparple’ (14th century): to deflect unwanted attention from one thing by making a big deal of another.

[Suzy Bennett Shambrook @FunnySuzyB]

Someone’s left their sunglasses on the train.

😬

[david arnold @daavidarnold]

Lovely little write up about this gig at @QueensHallNarbs on 7th April https://t.co/gfGDfw79AG

[david arnold @daavidarnold]

Check out my debut @HWCCLiverpool it's up on their YouTube channel now! https://t.co/mfmF6xNCH8 #standupcomedy #comedian #liverpool #comedy #FunniestVideos #lol #FolloMe #WALES #Like #jokes #laugh #comedian

[david arnold @daavidarnold]

The grand old duke of York, he had 10,000 men…
but he sleeps with one underage girl and he’s all over the papers.

[david arnold @daavidarnold]

I’m so hungover today, my phone doesn’t even recognise me

[david arnold @daavidarnold]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/CQgcUCr86T

[Axminster Guildhall @AxminsterGuild1]

Really looking forward to welcoming some great comedians to Giggle at the Guildhall in the next few months. @TomGloverComedy , @SandiSmiff , @lukehonnoraty , @riordan_dj & @daavidarnold .

#comedy #axminster #giggle #laughing #laughteristhebestmedicine

[david arnold @daavidarnold]

Just posted a photo @ The Bowdon Rooms https://t.co/IXQx7oI77c