Sandi Smith

Best served with wine. May contain strong language and scenes of a violent nature.

[Sandi Smith @SandiSmiff]

When you get pinged & have to isolate but the weather's glorious...

[Sandi Smith @SandiSmiff]

@paulfoot This is the guy to do it

[Sandi Smith @SandiSmiff]

Good job, Swindon 👍🏻

[Sandi Smith @SandiSmiff]

David Bull on BBC pretending the reform campaign flyers didn't talk about immigration & nothing else. #Election2024

[Sandi Smith @SandiSmiff]

@LordImmunitas I'll be interested to see the demographics of the voters

[Sandi Smith @SandiSmiff]

@Chodbinladen_X I am doing just that

[Sandi Smith @SandiSmiff]

Not comfortable with the number of reform votes there 🤔 #Election2024

[Sandi Smith @SandiSmiff]

@LordImmunitas Right? The tory voters are moving to reform there. So, same racists, different party.

[Sandi Smith @SandiSmiff]

@Jo_Caulfield The reform number, though. Made me shudder!

[Sandi Smith @SandiSmiff]

It's-4 outside. The heating isn't on in my room. It's boiling. The Swiss people need to come to the UK & sort our heating out 😯

[Sandi Smith @SandiSmiff]

It would be super great if microwave manufacturers put the wattage of the microwave on the front

[Sandi Smith @SandiSmiff]

I feel like I'm watching human buckaroo #Coronation2023

[Sandi Smith @SandiSmiff]

@Zoom

[Sandi Smith @SandiSmiff]

A colleague is getting this message when trying to go live from a Zoom meeting to a Facebook page. I can go live from the same meeting to the same page. We both have the same permissions for the meeting (she's an alternative host) & on the Facebook page.
Any ideas how to fix?

[Sandi Smith @SandiSmiff]

Just saw a man buy a can of coke, drop it on the floor & now he can't open it for a while. I imagine he bought it because he was thirsty, so now I feel sad for him ☹️

[Sandi Smith @SandiSmiff]

@robrouse I took mine to the dump.

[Sandi Smith @SandiSmiff]

Sorry, not sorry.

[JokePit The Comedy Box Office @PromoteComedy]

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#JOKEPIT THE HAPPY PLACE

[Sandi Smith @SandiSmiff]

And HMRC still won't put the mileage rate up for self-employed people which has been the same since 2011 #AutumnStatement

[Sandi Smith @SandiSmiff]

Wtf are these? They're swarming round our breakfast

[Axminster Guildhall @AxminsterGuild1]

Really looking forward to welcoming some great comedians to Giggle at the Guildhall in the next few months. @TomGloverComedy , @SandiSmiff , @lukehonnoraty , @riordan_dj & @daavidarnold .

#comedy #axminster #giggle #laughing #laughteristhebestmedicine